no, and never will be

Yes but not for anything criminal I had a meltdown after my granddad hanged himself on a tree. I had to cut him down and I took it really hard they handcuff me and took me to a mental Hospital and I had to be sedated.

nope
i'm a living saint

Nope!

Almost, we were drinking and smoking weed in the dorms and the police came but I hid in a closet and even though the police checked it they didn't find me

I did get dragged out of my dorm hall in an ambulance the first weekend of my sophomore year since the stupid RA's busted us and I had 5 tequila shots back to back on top of some drinks earlier. I threw up on the cops without realizing it. I almost managed to make it to class at 8AM the next morning but I was too hungover after my friend picked me up from the ER.

This sounds normal, or is it just me.

No, and I don't want to.

I don't ever wanna be seen in the Slammer

^^ good, because you shouldn't!

Just your regular college experience

Of course not. My stepmom sort of has for BS, though.

It was August 13th 2011, and she decided she wanted to go bowling with her friend for the first time in years. Anyways, they stop at some mexican restaurant beforehand, eat, and drive off.

A cop pulled them over and claimed my stepmom was drinking alcohol. (She was driving)

So, he decides to tell my stepmom to get out and that she's under arrest, and even threatened to taze her (Despite her claiming that she has had surgery on her body multiple times, which she has.) He still takes her under arrest and leaves her friend wherever they were, and her friend had no way to get home btw.

So I end up going to the police station that night, and it ends up that my stepmom wasn't drunk after all.

They let her go and don't even apologize for the false DUI.

It ended up that my stepmom had to go to the doctor because they injured her arms with the cuffs, and the police officer got fired after that.

Thank god! That police officer is terrible!

Yeah, I got arrested for tagging at a parking garage when I was 19 even though I didn't deface any of the property!

Although I did spray paint a piece of styrofoam and light it on fire right as the cops arrived... just my luck Stayed in jail with my friend for like 5 hours then got released.

Should've told on the other person who actually did tag the parking garage, he wasn't even a friend of mine but he was the boyfriend of another close friend of mine so I kept my mouth shut. Plus, it wasn't like I was gonna get out of getting arrested anyway lol

... but whatever My record's clean now and it was definitely a learning experience for me

Sad, but yes twice.

Yes, for taking the blame for someone else. I took the blame for my friend that was shoplifting. I got arrested, spent about an hour in jail, a $500 fine, and I had court. The Judge basically just gave me a slap on the hand.

What for?

Yes, I just got back from the police station, actually.