No but there's this one guy in most of my classes who does this all the time. Also,we were on a scholastic bowl trip once in a small car in the middle of January and he sort of did this and we couldn't roll down the windows and from that point on I hated him.

Who wants to sit in their own stink bomb? you gotta air that **** out!

"Maybe you do it so people can't pinpoint the point of origin"

If I'm in public I will do this.

No. I simply hold it in, no matter how constipated I look. It's just the right thing to do.

"Crop dusting" Is that what it's called?

OMG, that's a clever name for it. And, no, I don't.

Yes

I was a busser, so ****** customers(or whenever I had gas) got crop dusted constantly

We would've had to kick his ass for that mess he pulled in the car.

Crop dusting? Let me google.

EDIT: I don't really pump a lot. But when I do, I don't think about walking intentionally so spread the smell away. If anything, that gives it away more that you're the one that's pumping.

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What the hell is pumping?

Yes. Omg yes, so guilty. Especially since I'm lactose intolerant and yet I eat dairy products at every meal.

sometimes when I'm in the gym on the Elliptical and treadmill I fart.

But I start making faces and looking at the people besides me like "Where is that smell coming from" then I speed up to generate wind so that it can hurry up and disperse.

I used to fart while running at track meets.