Joan Rivers dragged by Gwyneth Paltrow; drags her too
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Gwyneth Paltrow Says Botox Made Her Resemble Joan Rivers -- How the Comedienne Could Seek Revenge
Gwyneth Paltrow put a target on her back when she backhanded Joan Rivers in a recent interview with Harper's Bazaar. "I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy," she said. "I looked like Joan Rivers!"
We're guessing Gwynnie didn't think that was a good thing.
But implying that the "Fashion Police" host looks horrific could potentially get Paltrow in hot water since the former New Yorker has access to a million or so viewers each week who tune in to see her mock other celebrities.
Most recently Rivers created a big ruckus over Adele when she ribbed the singer about her weight. Despite some heat from fans and other celebs, she refused to apologize, joking, "She's a chubby lady who's very, very rich, and she should just calm down -- or lose weight! She wanted an apology, so I took an ad out on her ass. I said, 'You are not fat.' And then I had room for a lot of other ads."
Messing with Joanie is like speeding past a police car. You're basically asking to get pulled over or, in this case, called out.
Joan Rivers Reacts to Gwyneth Paltrow's Botox Dig, Drops B-Word
Gwyneth Paltrow was messing with the wrong woman when she said she "looked crazy" like Joan Rivers after trying Botox. The 79-year-old "Fashion Police" star criticized the "Iron Man 3" actress back, calling her "skinny" and dropping B-word in the process.
"When I put my head up my a**, I look like her -- which is why I don't do that, either!" Rivers says in a stinging statement to Celebuzz. "Sweetheart, eat a sandwich! Make a hat of white bread and put it on. Take some ketchup and just paint your nails with it. Have a good time, you skinny b***h."
The E! fashion critic didn't stop there. In another response issued to PEOPLE, she said, "First reaction: 'Ooh, she watches Fashion Police!' It just made me laugh. She says Botox made her scary like Joan Rivers? She should see what I look like without Botox. That's really scary!"
"I've always been open about what I do, because I want [women] to be able to get Botox and not look like a Sharpei," Rivers went on. "[Lying about having work done] is such a put down to women. It says to the average woman: 'I'm beautifully naturally and you're not.' "
"I would have written the response myself, but I have so much Botox in my thumbs, I can't type," Rivers quipped. "If she lived in New York, I'd tell her to go to hell." Since Paltrow now lives in London after marrying Coldplay's Chris Martin, Rivers said in a British accent, "Go to Halifax!"
She should see what I look like without Botox. That's really scary!"
Joan I LOVE YOU
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You people are so freaking uptight with things.
Joan is a comedian, it's her job to make fun of people and things such as politics etc...
What she does is no different from what you do.
As if you never called someone a name. If you bothered to read you'd see Joan drags herself as well...twice.
(but she's sorta funny 
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