Ryan Cabrera gets Ryan Gosling's face tatooed on calf
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Ryan says that he and one of his friends go into a tattoo place together and pick out a tattoo for each other without the other one knowing what it is. They don't see their new tattoo until it's done. Ryan has a unicorn tattoo and a Care Bear tattoo from playing that dumb ass game. Ryan explained it like this (via OMG Yahoo via ONTD):
"Me and my buddy we go in [the tattoo parlor] and he chooses one thing off the wall for me, then I choose one thing for him. You can't see it until after it's done and then we unveil them at the same time. The only rules are that it can't be religious and it can't offend anybody."
Um. Earth to Ryan Cabrera, that Ryan Gosling tattoo is offensive on every level and it's especially offensive to Ryan Gosling. Because that doesn't look like Ryan Gosling. It looks like a hungover, bloated, cross-eyed Lee Pace right before he's about to barf. Well, the good news is that if you're ever going to bone Ryan Cabrera, you have something interesting to stare at when you're doing the reverse cowgirl position.
