Madonna
A 200-person entourage that includes 30 bodyguards, personal chefs, a yoga instructor, an acupuncturist and an on-site dry cleaner
20 international phone lines
Lilies and white and light-pink roses that have stems trimmed to precisely 6 inches
Lady Gaga
Mannequin with puffy pink pubic hair
White leather couches, fresh roses and black satin drapes
Old rock posters of David Bowie, Queen, Elton John and Billie Holiday
Peanut butter with flax seed that contain no more than 4g of sugar
Mariah Carey
20 white kittens and 100 doves
$200 bottle of cabernet sauvignon
Two dozen white roses and vanilla aromatherapy candles
No busy patterns in the living room space
Her room should be about 75 degrees
Rihanna
Haribo gummies
Oreo cookies
Mini Babybel cheese
Cans of Red Bull
Katy Perry
Chauffeurs are not allowed to start a conversation with Perry and are not to stare at the backseat through the rearview mirror.
Dressing room has to be draped in cream or soft pink.
Coffee table much be in perspex modern style.
A pair of floor lamps should be in French ornate style.
The fridge must come with a glass door.
M.I.A
A pair of 20-25 year old dancers in full covered Burkas
European cheese
Ketel One vodka, absinthe and Red Bull
Nicki Minaj
Scented candles that must smell like baked goods
2 Space Heaters - VERY IMPORTANT
Buckets of spicy fried chicken - no thighs, lot of wings - a large cheese platter
Three packs of gum in three different flavors
Jay Z and Beyonce
Jay Z:
Venue transportation must be a late-model black Maybach
Two bottles of $300 champagne and two $200 bottles of 2004 Sassicaia wine
Queen Bey:
Juicy baked chicken, HEAVILY seasoned with fresh garlic, season salt, black pepper, and Cayenne pepper
Jennifer Lopez
White flowers (preferably roses or lilies)
White lounges
White covers for the chairs
White candles
White food, such as fish and fruit
Christina Aguilera
ZERO pounds of dry ice per show (?!)
No Styrofoam or plastic goods shall be used in preparation of food, because of the state of the environment.
Small bottle of "Flintstones" Vitamins with Extra Vitamin C
Kanye West
Imported and recut Versace towels.
Any chauffeur who drives him must wear 100% cotton clothes, "no man-made fibers."
Marilyn Manson
A bald-headed, toothless hooker (?!)
Adele
Marlboro Lights
European lager beer
Sandwiches without tomatoes
Any fan who scores free tickets has to make a donation to charity, no exceptions.
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