Because Justin Bieber's diapers are filled with delusions, he thinks he's the second coming of Michael Jackson, so of course he has his own pet monkey. Bubbles is not impressed. The Biebs flew into Munich on Thursday with his pet capuchin monkey (a gift from some producer) and while going through customs, officials told the come-to-life Kid Sister doll that he didn't have the right paperwork and they'd have to quarantine his monkey.
A customs spokesperson told the NYDN that the monkey is currently in quarantine jail. The Biebs will have to pay whatever it costs to take care of his monkey and he'll probably be hit with a £10,000 fine.
Unlike the Biebs, that monkey is probably potty-trained, knows better than to spit in a trick's face, doesn't crash a $200,000 sports car every other week and wears pants that fit, and it's the one who gets put into quarantine?! Everything is wrong with that. If this world was a right place, Justin would be the one in quarantine jail and that monkey would be the one screeching and thrusting its crotch for thousands of fans. Germany's got the wrong monkey.
And seriously, we all know what happened to Justin Bieber's hamster (No, it didn't get lost up in his insides after he Richard Gere'd it. It died.), so that monkey is in a better place.
Unlike the Biebs, that monkey is probably potty-trained, knows better than to spit in a trick's face, doesn't crash a $200,000 sports car every other week and wears pants that fit, and it's the one who gets put into quarantine?! Everything is wrong with that. If this world was a right place, Justin would be the one in quarantine jail and that monkey would be the one screeching and thrusting its crotch for thousands of fans. Germany's got the wrong monkey.
Why the hell does he even have a pet monkey? Sometimes he tries too much to be different. I dislike him even more with the new **** he's been going through. Like the hell? He's going down the drain and he probably is noticing it already
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Originally posted by xkate
at that article. What kind of bias? Justin hasn't crashed any cars.
Letting Lil Twist crash his car twice=crashing his car
Unlike the Biebs, that monkey is probably potty-trained, knows better than to spit in a trick's face, doesn't crash a $200,000 sports car every other week and wears pants that fit, and it's the one who gets put into quarantine?! Everything is wrong with that. If this world was a right place, Justin would be the one in quarantine jail and that monkey would be the one screeching and thrusting its crotch for thousands of fans. Germany's got the wrong monkey.
Bieber can take me as his pet monkey now.
at that article. What kind of bias? Justin hasn't crashed any cars.
