Well fellow monsters, let me tell you how Gaga's birthday went for me.
I was watching a documentary on YouTube while lying in bed and had my earphones in. I was tired because I hadn't slept well last night, so eventually I fell asleep on my side. I woke up a bit later because my ear (on the side I had been sleeping on) was hurting. I got up and took my earphones off. To my horror, I noticed that the rubber casing on one of the earphones had come off and I could feel it lodged deep within my ear canal. After a few minutes of panic, googling, and trying to get it out myself, I finally decided to go to the Emergency Room. The nurse laughed when I told her my problem and told me to have a seat. I waited two hours while my ear was throbbing in pain before I got taken back. I was placed in a hospital room and I waited as three doctors took terms examining me before they held me down and crammed a long device into my ear and quite literally ripped it out of me. The doctor happily plopped the piece of rubber in my hand and discharged me after verifying that there was no permanent damage.
I was hoping to come home to some kind of news, but I see my God has forsaken me yet again
