Go to jail i'm not fighting a for these fake phony people who live in America.

I would tell them I do not meet the physical requirements to fight in the army

I'd run away or just kill myself.

I would be like

Break a bone or something so I didn't have to go.

Or maybe get all over the hot guys, make them uncomfortable, and get myself kicked out

Perfect excuse to move to Denmark

That's not for you to decide, that is for them to decide.

Cry.

There's no fashion in the military.

I have two nationalities, for the one that has the draft if you don't want to do it you pay a $700 fine so I'd be able to get away.

I would HATE every last minute of it, but I might as well get it over with.

NGL, this is when "Don't Ask Don't Tell" would have come in handy. I'd tell. I'd be a flaming hot gay mess and get discharged.

But since that option is out the window (and rightfully so, for the gays who do want to serve), I'd probably just serve my country. That doesn't mean I wouldn't think of every last alternative way of getting out of it, though.

I'd be glad I was supporting my country by serving in the army.

I was already planning on enlisting so this just saves me the trouble to go out and get the paperwork myself.

I would go along with it, I'll be afraid of course, but I'll be fine in a weird way.

I'd find a way to get out of it, or just not go

I know I couldn't do it so why have someone there who would just take up space and not able to be helpful

Break a couple bones here and there.

**** no I'm going to Canada. But my eyes are pretty bad so maybe I wouldn't even get in

Break some bones, or get "injured" and discharged with a Purple Heart