OMG Monsters are cracking me up today I can't at the semi-meltdowns and the hype and I can't wait to find out what 'll happen tonight if it turns out she ain't tweeting scheiße today
Happy Birthday Lady Gaga! Time to show everyone once again who is Queen B(iatch)
Your love is nothing I can't fight
Can't sleep with the man who dims my shine
I'm in the bedroom with tissues and when
I know you're outside banging that I won't let you in
'Cause it's a hard life with love in the world
And I'm a hard girl, loving me is like chewing on pearls
What kinda flawless anthem for those gays who just like to ****.
If anyone can claim cultural icon status, it's Lady Gaga. The singer/dancer/fashion designer/ is one of the biggest pop phenomenons since Madonna. Known by her friends and family as Stefani Germanotta, the New York City native grew up in a traditional family before skyrocketing to fame.
But her success isn't only due to her vocal prowess -- her outrageous, head-turning ensembles have made many a headline. After all, how many artists can wear a dress made of raw meat?
In celebration of her 27th birthday (on Mar.28), we are taking a look back at Gaga before she hit the big time. In this 2007 photograph we see the star performing at Lollapalooza. Although she is wearing a signature skimpy, brow-raising outfit, her face is noticeably bare and her wig is tame. As one of the few A-listers who has managed to keep her natural appearance somewhat of a secret (her Harper's Bazaar cover photo without makeup rendered her almost unrecognizable), it's jarring to see her in her natural state. At this point we think she sleeps in unitards and leather.
3. The Competition is Not Stiff: Taylor Swift owned 2012 and needs to take a break and get dumped by more boys. Adele won’t make her comeback until at least 2014 when her son can eat solid foods. Katy Perry is “healing.” And Rihanna’s trajectory is a constant (naked) sine wave that doesn’t seem to affect the path of others.
I can't at the semi-meltdowns and the hype and I can't wait to find out what 'll happen tonight if it turns out she ain't tweeting scheiße today 
Time to show everyone once again who is Queen B(iatch) 
