No, but if you vote for yourself I won't count that vote.

yass crystal.

that moment was so strange

This gif will come in handy.

The fact that i voted ririfan for best barb and worst stan he's so horrible that he's awesome

Yes?

fffff;

WAIT @ you being so attractive and your head looking like it was LAID by the hands of Jesus himself

you're such a beaut

I never knew barbz could be so attractive

****ing DAMN. Not you having better hair than Nicki herself in 2012.

you look stunning

I Cant at how beautiful you are

Nah, luv. I just have a feeling people are going to be extra to remind people of what they should be nominated for. Not just you Aura...the barbz.
But yes, I did clock unintentionally so thanks for the shoutout.
Oop...mental breakdown realness. Wait a minute is this the barbz award or the Britney Army awards? I can say that because I'm a britney stan.

Werque...

I think Siya should and then make a speech about returning just to troll us and go back to his departure.

Anyways, I will not perform at the awards sadly. I serve Nicki Minaj 2010 VMAs. I'm stiff and inexperienced. But I will present her Barbz awards with her impressive stats at the end of the decade. I will present her 5 min+ video of all of her accomplishments as a Brand serving Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Madonna, Cher, Mariah Carey, Garth brooks (will have Britney, Eminem, Rihanna, Jay z, Usher, Lil wayne this decade as well) Billboard century/millenium/artist achievement realness (youtube it)

To get your d's wet again this is my plan for Nicki by the end of the decade.
From July 2012:
Pink print would be perfect.
2x plat Nov 2010
1x plat with November re-release/ April 2012 + release
2x plat Nov 2013 work 6+ singles (4-6 months off)
2x plat Nov 2015
1x plat Nov 2017
Eventually 2x platinum Nov 2019 (greatest hits for her 5 albums)...if more than 5 albums then one in 2016/2018 but I doubt she wants to do more than 5-7 albums
Best selling female rap album artist ever and of course of the decade

Billboard year end decade charts
Rank top 10 with the pop gurls and boys. She and Drake can share top 10 since Weezy might not get there, Jay, Kanye and the greats sales are leveling out. But Eminem might still be in the game.

Based on the sales of her work:
Estimated Updated
29m us single and non single sales (25m riaa certified singles)+4.5m singles worldwide+4m albums worldwide
37.5m records in 2 years.
Updated March 2013
36.5X platinum in the US+5M uncertified singles
41.5M in the US + 8M singles WW =49.5M singles WW+4M albums WW = 53.5M Records WW
I told ya''ll she'd get to 50M.

I believe she can amass 50m with more.
3 more albums since she claims to only want to do 5 albums and bow out.gracefully (some ppl need to take notes)...she will certainly amass 50m more records between 3 more eras.
100 milli here we come.

With at least 3 albums and 20+ more features this decade I believe she will secure 100m records (and she will be the first female rapper to do it)...20m will be from albums and also be the most charted female artist in hot 100 history (UPDATE beside Taylor/Rihanna)...I'm banking on it.

She really made my day when she said that breaking records turned her on and kept her driven.
I want her to achieve the following:
-Most charted female on hot 100 (currently #9 should be #6 by the end of this era alone)
-Most #1s on hip hip charts for female currently tied with missy with 4
-The only female rapper to sell 100m records
-have all her albums sell 3m ww UPDATED 1.5M
-rank top 20 overall and top 5 rap for.most successful albums in the u.s. (currently #16 with pf: 1.85m)
-numerous #1 albums ww (so far she has for the us, UK, Japan, Canada and ww charts).
-5 consecutive #1 albums
-a handful of grammys
-bma, gma vma, ama, ema, rma, wma tca, pca awards)
-eventual superbowl performance of her own
- consistent 6-8 singles released per album garnering 6 top 40s each era.
-surpass missy Elliott as having the most successful album female rap of all time (sold 2.1m) I believe if they play their cards right with November release next era and the right hybrid hip pop songs (2), pop songs (3), and.urban songs (3)...it can work.
-at least 2#1 hot 100 songs since there are only 6 female rap artist with #1s (mainly features) to their name.
-at least 15 top 10 hot 100 hits
-making her entry into the top 10 of forbes July 2013...generating close to 40m this year)
12M for AI +10M for New Years eve shows + fragrance/lipstick/clothing/touring/ads/publishing etc.
DON'T SAY I NEVER TOLD YA...
-continued ad deals (opi, mac, Pepsi, adidas etc.)
-continued headlining tours...merchandising game on point (name a rap bish that could do it...alone).
-continued 360 publishing and royalties
-record breaking fragrance deals
-wig line
-fragrance
-apparel line/clothes, bags, jewelry, shoes, baby clothes (yeah I said it...babies got to have swag practically coming out of the womb)
-somewhat of an acting career (continued voice for animated movies, some dramatic roles, a couple of comedies, and some villianesque jolie type roles). I guess a Tyler Perry hood role won't hurt
-snl skits
- one of the few rappers to get a star on the Hollywood walk of fame
- I want her to be worth over 300m before she bows out since missy is worth around 200m
- kids and a husband as she said in her late 30s...keys under palm trees chillin (sb is the babysitter)
-achieving all this while the thirsty and hungry lames call her crazy, fake, a sellout, and all bad things...
BASICALLY A BLUEPRINT SHOWING THESE FEMALE RAPPERS HOW TO DO IT. (Out of my mind nicki voice "Hallelujah").
Now that's a nicki stat stan post...check my credentials barbz ( career budget analyst by day...nicki stat accolade achievement analyst) any other time

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