I know right? The thirst for news in here is real!

But if after all these months of overexcitement in every possible form for Ratchet it'll end up being a mere bad filler track..

Well we do know Gaga was looking for another female vocalist for Ratchet. Beyonce and her also posted pictures of Ratchet earrings. So it's not like its completely unlikely that it could be ratchet that azaelia worked on with beyonce

Ratchet is too good to be true

MESS. Who dared to say she looked good on that Oprah interview?



As far as we go with reliable sources Ratchet stays a song for ARTPOP featuring Azealia which Gaga had to decide for to make the cut or not to make it.

@ Steven Klein trying to make her booty bigger during 2 frames.

I don't think the people who did post on the video meant for this to happen. Someone should gif the part of MTN where she is sliding down the car because the same thing happens.

But so much for the theory that professionals are perfect.

Praying for an announcement on March 28th

Apparently Bey's team is refusing to confirm OR deny that tracklist and Ne-yo seemed to confirm that his track was real.

No no no, don't get me hyped up for Ratchet again

I was adamant that gaga was gonna reveal release dates on 00:00 1/1/2013, and then i hyped myself up thinking that she'd announce the single on the skype chat. Our poor emotions.

And now we're hyping ourselves for a birthday announcement.

I doubt we'll get anything on her birthday...Let's not expect any news before summer.
We've been disappointed and let down too often

Sometimes hyping and being disappointed keeps us going, though. It may hurt when nothing arrives, but without the hyping/disappointment cycle, this fan base would be so boring with nothing being announced, and nothing to look forward to and get excited for.

For example, in December we're all getting excited for New Year's. It kept us going while nothing was happening, thinking 'Oh, not long now and we'll have the dates!'. So, nothing gets announced, and we all get sad. Then we all think she's gonna announce it on Skype, so we start getting excited about it. We're looking forward to it. It keeps us interested until it turns out the Skype thing was all a mess. We get annoyed again. Her birthday is close, and we're all getting excited about what she might say - 'Oh my god, the announcement is so close!' - it's exciting!

If she doesn't say anything, we get annoyed again, but look - we're already (or we will by the time we're disappointed) in April. Imagine going from November to April with absolutely NO dates to look forward to. It just keeps the whole fan base going. It's not very long to go until the album, now that the tour is over. We'll be in April and we'll have a new date to look forward to (maybe 2nd anniversary of BTW release), and that'll keep us going until late-May, early-June. By which time, I'd be INCREDIBLY surprised if nothing had been announced by then.

Let's hype it all up. Sure, we'll get disappointed, but we'll stay interested and sane.

The queen looks hot here