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BadKidBrodie
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Member Since: 2/17/2012
Posts: 12,017
Post #81
Quote:
Originally posted by
cypriotpcdfan
What does Little Annie have that other kids dont have?
Cancer
Why cant Little Annie do push ups?
Because her head keeps hitting the coffin
Where did Little Annie go after the explosion?
Here, there..... everywhere
What did Little Annie find in the water well?
Tragic death
Why is Little Annie still a virgin?
because she runs faster than her father
Why did Little Annie kill her parents?
So she could go on an excursion with the orphanage.
Why did she also kill her Aunt and Uncle?
So she could bring her cousins to the excursion.
What did she say to the Judges?
"Please, forgive me, im an orphan."
And now why is she crying?
Because the excursion was canceled
Why is Little Annie's vagina messed up?
Because she confused her ***** with the mixer
Shakira Stan
Member Since: 3/31/2012
Posts: 23,576
Post #82
Quote:
Originally posted by
cypriotpcdfan
What does Little Annie have that other kids dont have?
Cancer
Why cant Little Annie do push ups?
Because her head keeps hitting the coffin
Where did Little Annie go after the explosion?
Here, there..... everywhere
What did Little Annie find in the water well?
Tragic death
Why is Little Annie still a virgin?
because she runs faster than her father
Why did Little Annie kill her parents?
So she could go on an excursion with the orphanage.
Why did she also kill her Aunt and Uncle?
So she could bring her cousins to the excursion.
What did she say to the Judges?
"Please, forgive me, im an orphan."
And now why is she crying?
Because the excursion was canceled
Why is Little Annie's vagina messed up?
Because she confused her ***** with the mixer
You made laugh so hard that I farted.
ks_dollar
Member Since: 5/29/2012
Posts: 26,389
Post #83
Not exactly a joke but
cypriotpcdfan
Member Since: 7/24/2008
Posts: 12,950
Post #84
Quote:
Originally posted by
Shakira Stan
You made laugh so hard that I farted.
Spyro
Member Since: 7/15/2012
Posts: 8,288
Post #85
Quote:
Originally posted by
FantasySoul
what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
Holy sh*t!!!
.aR
Member Since: 9/16/2011
Posts: 11,808
Post #86
Do you want to hear a pizza joke?
Sorry it's too cheesy..
And my Number 1 pickup line:
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
BadMonster
Member Since: 1/1/2013
Posts: 15,264
Post #87
What do women and hurricanes have in common?
When they come they are wet and wild and when they go they take your house
Kingpin
Member Since: 3/19/2011
Posts: 4,903
Post #88
A few classics.
Quote:
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO THERE
YOUR MUM
YOUR MUM WHO
YOUR MUM LOKES SO UGLY I COULD VOMET
Quote:
your so fat that when the hulk picked you up insteed of saying hulk smash he said hulk super smash
Quote:
What is pink, white and sits in corners while having pizza stuck on the top layered part of the skeleton protecting it outside?
A baby rat in a bag of salt with hot cheese on it’s face!
More of these perfect gems
here
Phoenixstar
Member Since: 2/12/2012
Posts: 27,814
Post #89
You want to
talk about mothers? You wanna talk
about mothers! It's mother time,
okay! Your mother's so dumb she
went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear!
"Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My
coochie's doing a beatbox!"
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