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Fernando.
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Member Since: 2/23/2012
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Post #1
Are you constipated?
If you don't poo 2-4 times a day,
If your toilet paper has poo stains,
If you your poo sinks to the bottom instead float on the toilet
You are Constipated
What you need is more water/fiber in your diet try:
Psyllium Husk (Fiber)
Haunter
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Member Since: 12/7/2011
Posts: 27,655
Post #2
Alejandrо
Member Since: 1/11/2011
Posts: 6,600
Post #3
Not ATRL giving me a diagnosis
Liberdade mi amor
Member Since: 3/22/2012
Posts: 9,573
Post #4
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If your toilet paper has poo stains
If you your poo sinks to the bottom instead float on the toilet
What ? lol
And
jordanjm
Member Since: 11/24/2011
Posts: 3,581
Post #5
No, I'm taking a **** right now and reading this on my phone.
Alejandrо
Member Since: 1/11/2011
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Post #6
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Originally posted by
jordanjm
No, I'm taking a **** right now and reading this on my phone.
Can we get a picture with that?
yogosans14
Member Since: 4/22/2012
Posts: 10,242
Post #7
No.
/endthread
jordanjm
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Originally posted by
Alejandrо
Can we get a picture with that?
No girl I ain't that ratchet.
thisbird
Member Since: 9/7/2012
Posts: 3,625
Post #9
I'm supposed to go "2" more than once a day???
Shakira Stan
Member Since: 3/31/2012
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Post #10
I only poop once a day! Sometimes, I don't even poop! OMG, I'm constipated!
Fernando.
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Post #11
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Originally posted by
yogosans14
No.
/endthread
Why?
Some people don't even realize they are constipated, this might save someones life.
evo
Member Since: 5/4/2011
Posts: 2,464
Post #12
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Originally posted by
Alejandrо
Not ATRL giving me a diagnosis
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ATRL's new medical section feat net-renowned Dr. Fernando., PhD.
jomarr
Member Since: 4/25/2011
Posts: 41,661
Post #13
OMG. I AM.
My feces sinks instead of floating. Thanks for the heads up!
NLX
Member Since: 9/12/2012
Posts: 15,562
Post #14
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Originally posted by
Shakira Stan
I only poop once a day! Sometimes, I don't even poop! OMG, I'm constipated!
This
MP2K
Member Since: 4/7/2009
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Post #15
This is ridiculous.
I mean, clearly you left out the symptoms if you **** looks like fruity pebbles and the water splashes and hits your nuts. You're slacking Doc.
Alejandrо
Member Since: 1/11/2011
Posts: 6,600
Post #16
But why should sh*t float though I'm confused.
Isn't a turd larger than a dick you'd casually fit in your ass normal?
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