So I had a pack of gum in a coat pocket that I haven't worn since like tha dinosaurs and I don't eat gum unless there's a major emergency such as sleeping over someones house unannounced and that like never happens. Anywho, i asked my friend if he wanted it and he was like
blah blah blah and went about this offensive rant and I was like bitch all I did was ask if you wanted tha ****. He was like just tell me my breath smells and I was like bitch boo I ain't all up in yo mouth like that I was just askin if your stank breath ass wanted it dusty. And then we laughed it off. But he was legit irate and I seriously wasn't offering it to him cuz of his breath because I really didn't smell anything. Like *** invest in a toothbrush if you gon take it that way you must know yo breath on some type of #1 smash hit. Anywho, do any of you find it offensive when people offer you gum?
for like an hour. Over some damn gum. Stank
