Discussion: Definition of Your Hometown

Patricia

When you type in your hometown in urban dictionary, what does it say?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
I'm cackling at mine

the sad thing is, is that it's actually all true

Patricia

NOt this flopping hard

-Alfie-

At least make it "What Does Urban Dictionary Say About Your Fave"

Maiko

a mess

Jemini

Yall ain't gone come and snatch my wig in real life no ma'amity!!!!!

Genocide

3. memphis 437 up, 283 down
A complex city, Memphis is the richest for musical heritage yet has the number one crime rate. Memphis is the only city in America where one can be in a movie without owning a SAG card. Memphis is the bluff city and it rocks the socks off any other in the mid-south. The government is run by a crook. The highlights are amazing. It is the only city that voted democratic in the past elections in the state of Tennessee. Memphis is schizophrenic with the good and the bad.

Igrt

A beautiful town in the North East of England. Not the hideous hill billy backward incest kevin costner loving **** hole in the states.
****** England Person: My family tree has many branches

****** USA Person: Mine goes in a straight line

This definition isn't true BTW.Figures it would come from an ignorant person living in a sparsely populated, irrelevant ass English town.

Whip It

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Palos Verdes 166 up, 95 down
I gotta correct some misconceptions about PV. Yes, it's affluent, but it's not nearly as showy and plastic as, say, Beverly Hills or Brentwood. It has a very small town feel. And yes, it has no night life, but we like it that way. It's quiet. It has trees. It has nature. It has wild animals. It has few street lights. We live here because we hate downtown LA, Orange County, and other concrete overly developed jungles. It's a beautiful oasis in a sea of ugly cities. We get the benefits of both worlds. We can leave The Hill into the lower cesspool for whatever we need, but can return back to the sweet peace. PV rocks.
Bottom line, if someone wanted to be a show-off and flaunt their wealth to the masses, Palos Verdes ain't the place they would do it. Most of the people are very down to earth and nice in my experience.

Patricia

I think it's time for me to move out of my smelly town.

Scandal & Media

All the definitions for Ottawa are dragging it for being so boring and there being too many Somalis and Arabs.

Eric.

I looked up my country.

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- situated on the Caribbean Ocean, sharing an island with Haiti. - Drinking, smoking and stonin allowed since age 10. - No death sentence in jail and longest jail sentences are 30 years, which are often shortened to 5 - 10 years.- full of crooks and corrupt politicians.- 90% of population lives in extreme poverty and 10% live better than most of the richest people in the United States.- Either u see really fuked up cars or super expensive cars, no regular cars in this country.. no middle class cars.- Terrorists are afraid to come here, no Bin Landen here!- Extremely large population of PERVY freaks!!!!!!! that whistle when hot women pass by.- Young girls are raped when they leave their houses.- Partys include superb amounts of alcohol and sex, especially the Sweet Sixteens.- Policeman are thieves, and thieves are thieves.- We have no TAXIS just beat up cars that can barely run called "carros publicos" if u use one the chances are ull get mugged, and if ure really poor ull just get rapped.- if u're considerin comin to a public school u'll learn more by watchin tv.- if u're fortunate enough u can have electricty for 6 hours, because it goes off for 17 hours each day because the government is poor! - although the government is poor the president is one of the riches ppl in the Caribbean and has bank accounts in Switzerland & USA.- we used to have pretty beaches, but they're full of trash, cans, sewars, and dead ppl.- La Bolita is one of the most places in the DOMREP and i love it.- the militia is totally unnecessary, there are more generals than the USA who are benefittin from the bad management of the economy.- 85 % of the population is from African descent, and there is 15% that think that everyone on the island is white like them.- 80% of the ppl are iliterate, 10 % is retarded, and the other 10% who fukin cares.- only 15% of the ppl have flown in a plane.- people rarely take baths...in a shower. this is because there is no water or electricity and everyone goes to the rivers.. which are dirty.
The Dominican Republic is a very special place to drink and have fun and get mugged. haha

Sounds about right.

MMMinaj

Mississauga 699 up, 255 down
Historians believe that mississauga is a native indian word meaning "city built around a mall". First settled by mayor Hazel in the early 1800s and later by immigrants from around the world (mostly brown ones).

Cultural waste land, considered the armpit of Toronto (brampton being the crotch) Where huge houses and used imported luxury cars define who you are.

Mississauga is also home to spoiled wannabe gangster kids, and young losers in there 20s who still live at home but have enough money to customize ****** honda civics.

Home to iconic landmarks such as square one mall, where you can find the biggest concentration of brown people at the walmart!
I'm so bored! I haven't been this bored since i lived in mississauga!

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THE SHADE

Prometheus.

I can't post mine because it would be a dead giveaway to my exact location. Not here for that. Also, it's not that interesting. It just states geographical facts.

B2R4D

There are so many inaccuracies in this one, but I thought I would pick a negative entry because it's hilarious.

Scandal & Media

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Originally posted by MMMinaj

Mississauga 699 up, 255 down
Historians believe that mississauga is a native indian word meaning "city built around a mall". First settled by mayor Hazel in the early 1800s and later by immigrants from around the world (mostly brown ones).

Cultural waste land, considered the armpit of Toronto (brampton being the crotch) Where huge houses and used imported luxury cars define who you are.

Mississauga is also home to spoiled wannabe gangster kids, and young losers in there 20s who still live at home but have enough money to customize ****** honda civics.

Home to iconic landmarks such as square one mall, where you can find the biggest concentration of brown people at the walmart!
I'm so bored! I haven't been this bored since i lived in mississauga!

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THE SHADE

I used to live in Mississauga before I moved to the boring ass suburbs of Ottawa. It's such a great city.

Igrt

Here goes one for all the four major cities in my area.
Biggest city:
a boring little town full of suburbs. dont go there. go somewhere more dangerous like ****** or *******-*****. you might actually stay awake there. ******* is full of preps too. people dont like white trash, but id rather be with a whole bunch of beer chuggin mullet wearers than the ibm engineer folks who flooded this town anyday. the white trash here is pretty open minded actually and fun. FUN!
bill: hey lets stop here in ******* and get something to eat.
bob: or we could stop in ********** and eat barbecue.
bill: sounds good to me.

My city again

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A city in central NC (piedmont). With a medium gay population. Bt mostly ghetto black people. Alos the home of Duke (A rich white people school for northeners). But most people support UNC ( A school for REAL people who live there and arent dirty rich). Also has a miner league team For the pampa ay rays, also NOBODY likes the rays there at all.
But finally its said ******
Northener: I go to duke.
Southener: So is is it worth 30,000k?
Northener: Um. yell. Atleast we have a good basket ball team.
Southener: At least UNC is good at every sport, not just basketball
Northener: Well my loft costs more than you farm.
Southener: There aint many farms in ******

The college town:
Also known as "****** ******", ****** ****is a small piece of heaven on Earth. Home to the Tar Heels (if God isn't a Tar Heel, then why is the sky blue?) and UNC basketball (5 time National Champs), it is the best place ever. It's a college town (Frat Party anyone?), but the population is perfectly in sync with the other residents. Franklin Street is where it is at and Harris Teeter cookies are the best.

"I'm a Tar Heel Born
I'm a Tar Heel Bred
and when I die
I'll be a Tar Heel dead."

The suburb:
A wealthy town just outside of *******, NC. Known for its country clubs and soccer moms driving luxury SUVs. Best public school is Green Hope. Otherwise the kids go private schools at either **** Academy or Cardinal Gibbons. Town with the highest percentage of PH.Ds in the country. Housing is very expensive though. Especially in the nice areas (Preston, McGregor, Regency). If you can afford it, rated as one of the best places to raise a family in Forbes.
Person 1: I wish I could afford to live in ****. Those homes are so pretty.
Person 2: I agree, and the schools are wonderful too.

BONUS:The rural area north of town:
A ****** place called a city. Full of dirty wanna be rednecks, ****s, assholes, and douschbags. Worst city ever. Oh, and word gets around faster than one of them bitches STD's. Turn the **** around now!
Bob= Hey I wanna move to *******

Jim= Are you ****ing crazy?!?!?! You'll get **** on a 100 times

(That city is a venerial disease waiting to happen tbh)

MikeFenty

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Montreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history.
Although Montreal's sucess is fairly recent, the city has been alive for hundreds of years. It's been THE place in Quebec everybody wants to visit.
The action in Montreal is absolutely unbelievable. You could visit Montreal for a few days and feel like you've lived a totally different life while spending your time there.
Probably the only city in the province of Quebec to hold as many subcultures and different lifestyles.
The Arts and Media are highly developed there, too. Fashion and Art shows, great musicians, television shows, comedians.
The Montreal Jazz Festival is probably the city's biggest event of all time. Every year, hundreds(if not thousands) of musicians from all over the world travel to perform, or to watch. It's not just Jazz music, it's always very diverse. I strongly recommand it.
And as for the party times of Montreal, well, y'know the reputation.
Sex drugs and rock n roll.
Don't forget the clubs
Goth, Metal, Punk, House and RnB, They have all the types of clubs.
Drinking age : 18 Years
People drink : In parks.
Cops : Too drunk to notice.
Kid #1 : I just got back from Montreal!
Kid #2 : No wonder your hair is now green

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Where else in North America can you go gamble in a casino, drink liquor in a park, smoke spliffs on the street and see the hottest strippers in the world? Oh yeah - legal drinking age is 18!!!
You want to party - come to montreal.

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A liberal city where everyone knows how to have a good time!
Aside fromm being the best party city in North America, the people here in Montreal just know how to let lose and have a good time. For the most part they're easy-going (except for when in comes to driving) and friendly and welcoming to everyone.

Basically Montreal is filled with bunch of alcoholic druggie who like to have a good time

.:Allen:.

2. Elgin

A ghetto ass city in Illinois with a whole bunch of hispanics and blacks. Has a east side and a west side. West sides bad but the east side is where all the tweaks, hoes, alchoholics & gangstas are. It has a poulation of about 150,000 people and about 90,000 are criminals. Theres about a killing every other week. But even though with all this crap in this city I still love it.

Person1:Bitch you don't wanna **** wit me I'm from Waukegan.
Person2:And ***** I'm from Elgin/Da Evil~E
Person1:Iight den..koo koo
Person2: Datz wut I thought lil' bitch ass *****.

Basically

Sláy

OMG they dragged it.

Bradford 406 up, 179 down
A northern town full of pakis, chavs, real men, hard bastards, murders and frequent riots.

Not to be ****ed with.
Southerner: Where are you from?
Bradfordian: Bradford, mate.
Southerner: Ouch, I hear it's rough up there. If I were to venture into that particular area, I'd need to take my mummy for company.
Bradfordian: **** off, you soft southern ****.

KoreanDream

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Arcadia
Land of the Asians
I drove through Arcadia today and almost was killed because of the all the asian drivers.

i just...