I think that I was related to Prince William and Prince Harry cause my first name is Prince this was when i was a child. I also used to think that Elizabeth II was a catholic and took orders from the Pope.

I thought that Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman were the same person

I have these all the time. I swear people think I'm like half retarded.

This!

Generally, I think I'm quite a bright person, but sometimes I do the dumbest-ass things.

When I was in High School our Maths teacher let us listen to our MP3 players as long as we were doing our work. My headphones had a L and R on for 'left' and 'right'. I took my headphones off and noticed these little letters, and I turned to my friend and said:- "I think the company made a mistake with my headphones, one's large and the other's regular". It was legit as well, I actually thought it meant 'large' and 'regular'. People made fun of me for SO long after that.

When my physiqs teacher took my calculator from me and asked me 75 minus 43 and I said something like 38 or something. And I am at university

It isn't?

I would've loved to hear that conversation...

Today my Grandpa asked me what a Pharaoh was. I was like umm a bird?

I thought I was locked INSIDE the car one time. I was at a restaurant with some people and I was the last one in the car. Somebody had locked all the doors and I started pounding on the window and shouting for somebody to unlock it and let me out. Then I realized I could've manually unlocked the door from the inside

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Which reminds me of this one time when I was a junior in HS, I was cheating on a test until one of my classmates informed me that it was an open book test.

SCREAMING!!

That time when you are searching frantically for an item that is actually in the hand that you are waving around so violently and has been for the last 5 minutes.

Happens to me all the time.

I called a Sushi store and said, what do you have? the girl told me: sushi...

Oh and once at school we were speaking about topics for a test and I said "if it is, it is, and if it isn't, it isn't" my class made fun of that for so so long aha

I was eating buffalo wings once with my brother and I asked him:
"What are these made of? Buffalo's?"

I was dead serious.

I used to think that when we ate eggs, we were eating dead baby chicks

I once thought that Beyonce and Tyra Banks were the same person. Same with Kelly Clarkson and Mandy Moore.