Why are jellyfish so ****ing creepy?

LOOK at this deep-sea giant jellyfishT
and just tell me this is just as scary as spiders







I'm even scared of those tiny ones that get washed up on the beach. I ain't got no time for risking my life going near them.
I do not understand people who can just kick them with your feet. Gurl you only have two feet and it would suck to end up having one




I remember I was caught in a rip once at the beach when I was young and there was a jellyfish near me and I was SCREAMING at the life guard to come and rescue me

Even DORY is scared of jellyfish






kidding. But tell me why are jellyfish so SCARY?

Jellyfish are one of the most beautiful creatures on this planet, in my opinion.

Jellyfish actually have the fastest reaction time in the entire recorded animal kingdom so far.

Their stingers are basically little harpoons embedded within their tentacles, and the harpoons shoot out towards whatever organism might brush up against the jellyfish. The time that it takes for that harpoon/stinger to react and shoot out is quicker than any other recorded movement in any other animal.

But they're pretty cool for the most part. So majestic.

Why though? Comb jellyfishes are the craziest ravers ever, like, do you imagine how EDM festivals are partaken down there in the deep ocean? These are teh kings!