Welcome to Dear Adam... The Advice Thread! Here you can get advice on al your problems from a non-expert! Have you ever read an advice column such as Dear Abby? This thread will will similar to that. If you want advice, here's what to do...

1. PM me a message describing your problem and detailing what you want advice on.
2. I will post (without your name) and answer the PM in the thread.
3. Read the advice and take it or leave it.

Pretty simple, eh? A couple rules:

• I will not answer ridiculous and/or unrealistic questions (ex. I'm a chicken and don't know if I should cross the road...)
• You cannot send in another PM if your first one has not bee answered yet.
• I can't always answer your PMs immediately, so don't complain about not being answered yet.

I hope you make good use of this thread. Thanks for reading!

I'm a chicken and don't know if I should cross the road

Originally posted by superben Great idea This example, though

I'm a horny

I would be careful about meeting people in real life that you met over the Internet. If it turns out he isn't a rapist then I would just start talking to him. Approach him as if you just met somebody who you liked rather than met online. Hopefully his opinions on you won't change now that you met him in real life or vice versa. Wish you luck

Dear Adam, My parents are such trolls. I told them my cat died but they were like "F**k off!, it ain't nobody's business". Well technically they didn't say that but I'm sure it's what they thought at that time. I want to build a shrine for my deceased Siamese cat but I don't know what people might think. I have some money saved up for that. Should I proceed? Will they destroy it when I'm at school? Should I tell my dog to guard it when I'm not around? Here's the picture of my cat. Please don't tell them my name. Please help