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CT40 Parody - Creativity @ 1 In The Morning
Years ago I created a story using as many of the songs in my top 40 as I could. Because I can't sleep right now, I am going to attempt to do this again. Here goes:
Why can't people just accept me for "The Way I Are"? I was up at "4 In The Morning," because I was told there were some "Beautiful Girls" downtown with their "Clothes Off." So stupid me walked out of the house without watching The Weather Channel. It started pouring! There was a 50% chance of rain. "Who Knew?" I'm like "damn, I forgot my 'Umbrella'." (ella ella eh eh eh ) Later I come to find out it was "Stolen." Anyway, I walk up to these shorties and I'm like "'Ay Bay Bay,' can I 'Buy U A Drink'?" One of the girls replied "Oooh, fool I can't drink. I just got out of 'Rehab'." Another girl said "How much money you got? Are you a 'Rockstar' or something?" I said "no, but word on the street is that you're 'Easy'. So it 'Makes Me Wonder' if I could get a little bit of your 'Summer Love'." Upset, she says "'Never Again' will I have sex with 'Teenagers'. That one dude just mad because I wouldn't be his 'Girlfriend'." Intrigued I asked her "You're telling me that you have the power to make all of us guys 'Lovestoned'?" She's like "MMMhmm, 'Me Love" you long time, from now 'Until the End Of Time'." Apparently she was Korean. My nails look great. I said "ooh wee, 'Get It Shawty'!" She was 5'2".
Anyway, this Korean chick and I really hit it off. I suggested that we go back to my place. Her other friends were upset. This one girl started tearing up. Ling Ling, my Korean chick, was like "Dasheka, girl you better shut up. 'Big Girls Don't Cry'!" The girls, feeling betrayed by Ling Ling, replied "Ling Ling, (which of course was pronounced "ring ring") we gon' leave your ass 'When You're Gone'." Ring Ring, uh, Ling Ling looks at me and then she says, "Boo, I'm sorry, but I just 'Can't Leave 'Em Alone' 'Like This'." I said "Ling Ring..." She says, "My name not Ling Ring. It's Ring Ring." I said "Ling Ling?" She says "that's what I said. 'Ring Ring." "Ling Ling?" "Ring Ring!" I said "Ring Ring?" She says "No fool, Ring Ring." "Didn't I just say Ring Ring?" "No Ring Ring with a 'rel'." "A 'rel'? What the heck is a 'rel'?"
Anyway, I said "Ding Ding, will you go 'Home' with me and give me a 'Lil' Love'? It's my 'First Time'." She said "'Cut It Out,' you joking, right." I said "no." She said let's go, and we hopped in my car.
En route, I had a "Wake Up Call." I said, "Sing Sing, I don't have any protection." She said "Shut Up And Drive." I then thought "Yep, 'She Wants It'." I started singing "Aaayyyoo." Bling Bling said "I ain't feelin' well. I'm a little hot. I know, though, that when I 'Do You,' it's gonna 'Make Me Better.'"
So now, we at the crib, yo. The lights were already out, and I started undressing as soon as I stepped inside. I didn't want any "Wasted Time". We're in the bedroom, she kept exclaiming "Give It To Me"! She's kissing me, and I'm kissing her. I'm still loving my nails. Remember, she's Korean. She exclaims again. Well, "Time After Time" I tried. Keep in mind, the lights were out, and it was my first time. So once, I found her ear. The next time, I found her nose. The next time, I found her eye. She wears a patch now. Anyway, she get's pissed. Ching Ching says "Eff this! I'm getting out of here. It's just 'U + Ur Hand' tonight." I said "Oh well, that'll just make my arm 'Stronger.'" Ping Ping then says "You're disgusting. You don't have a 'Player's Prayer' of ever getting laid!"
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