Lady Gaga hides her attractiveness well, camouflaging her natural good looks with dresses made out of raw meat and flesh-colored shoulder horns. But if you strip away the costumes and prosthetics and metric ton of stage makeup, there's a remarkably hot woman underneath. Even when she's trying hard to convince us that she's not sexy, her songs make a convincing case to the contrary, whether she's imploring listeners to "take a bite of my bad girl meat" or announcing her intention to "ride on your disco stick." Of course, she also told Vanity Fair that she doesn't have sex because she's worried a lover might "take my creativity from me through my vagina." So who knows what to believe.
Hope that meme never happened.
