lemme perch here . need tips too

i just stand there like a limp noodle and then stutter like a complete idiot and then ask them if they like microwaves.

Phoebe is that you?

maybe

Make awkwardly inappropriate remarks
ex: I like your pants.

You're attracting the wrong people.

I came in here for tips and so far nothing

Do you say it looking at their eyes or down below?

I don't.Boys do and i just smile and pretend that they are fun or i'm intrested - 95% of the times.

I put on whatever shirt of mine has the most grease stains, make sure my teeth are as yellow as the sun, make sure my breath smells like death, & then I sing 1 Direction.

To get more attention, I make sure to give everyone I flirt with a free copy of Unapologetic.

The responses.

In a club or at a party, make some eye contact, smile, tease him a bit, come over and ask how they are, make small talk, compliment them, and it goes on from there.

I don't. I tell them exactly how I feel @ first sight. I let anyone have me. Because I am worth nothing.

Sounds a lot like The Sims.

How do you tease specifically?

I put on my daisy dukes showing off my ass so when I walk past I'll give the boys whiplash. It's the easiest way, it really is.

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OMG

lots of eye contact, smiling and teasing. I always leave them poor boys wanting more