"He Called Me Louis"
Written by Taylor Swift
It was the wrong direction
for me and him same
I wanted some taco loving
While he wanted sausage
And that was when I
Said to him, hey why dont you brush your hair?
He was a little faqqot that just didnt care
When I was on top with a fake wee
He called me louis, So i called him Emily
*guitar solo*
A few months gone by, we took a trip to the zoo
When everyone saw my buttcrack
We stole a baby and pretended it was ours
Thats when he asked to call me Tyler
And that was when I
said to him, hey are you sure youre not gay
Cuz it really seems that way
You took me to a male strip club
and bought me tickets to broadway
That night I was sure he wished I was male
He called me zayn, so I called him Abigail
Woah woah
What have I got my self into
I miss my labia love
This isnt right
Its the end of the night
There were only a few things left to say
Our last night together, I thought I had the last straw
He put a fake beard on me, and said
he wished I was a man- a
He called me Niall, so I called him Dianna
Woahh yeah!
Somethings sure fishy, when you find
Thongs in his underwear drawer
That last day me and him would ever meet
He called me Liam, so I called him Ashley
Woah oh oh oh oh yeah
He called me Louis, so I called him Emily.
Beautiful, #1 on billboard for 20 weeks, the impending slayage of era #5 is already upon us
