Alright. Sorry for the long hiatus. I've been so busy that it's ridiculous. But I am back now and here to give you the top 10 worst films of the year.
10. The Sitter
Someone needs to tell the director that creating unrealistically violent and melodramatic children doesn't make a film funny. It makes it look desperate. And putting horribly unrealistic fake fat on Jonah Hill doesn't either.
9. The Raven
Edgar Allen Poe is rolling in his grave.
8. Hit & Run
Effortless, weak, and static. Almost like a real hit and run.
7. Safe House
I wish I could tell you what this movie is about, but I was so bored that I zoned in and out whenever Ryan Reynolds wasn't on screen. And even sometimes when he was on.
6. Contraband
Had Banshee from X-Men behaved himself, this entire movie could have been easily avoided. And with the highly illogical plot, I think that would have been doing us all a huge favor.
5. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
The end of an error. Let's just be happy that it's over.
4. Madea's Witness Protection
This movie exemplifies why Tyler Perry needs to stop making movies.
3. Savages
The nonsensical stupidity of the entire story and the characters is just so astounding that I can't even put it into words.
2. Red Dawn
Rockily paced, choppily written, and horribly casted, Red Dawn was so bad that it wasn't even laughable. It was just...bad.
1. That's My Boy
Desperate and disturbing humor, and stunningly immature, I still don't understand why this film was even green lit in the first place.