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Frank, Lana, and Azealia Make Sexiest Videos of 2012 List
Music was pretty damn sexy in 2012 — thanks largely to Frank Ocean's Channel Orange and the fact that LMFAO broke up — but there were a few music videos that stuck out in their swoon-worthiness. Browse through our list and for the love of God, don't get lotion on your keyboard.
5. Lana Del Rey, "Born to Die"
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Look, whatever you have to say about LDR, which is probably a lot, it's hard to argue that she doesn't have a certain je ne sais quoi — even if it's a kind of monotonous je ne sais quoi that was carefully put together in her record label's Office of Strategic Je Ne Sais Quoi Visibility Initiatives. When you put together her silicone pout, ass-cheek-grazing denim cutoffs, and tattooed lover, and throw them in a car on a warm summer's eve, you've got the epitome of sexy. And maybe an erection.
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2. Azealia Banks, "Liquorice"
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This was the year of Azealia Banks, according to like, everyone (except for all those people who thought she was just Tumblr in human form or whatever), and this video explains why. With her American-flag crop top and that drastic 2K12 ombre, Banks looks like she could kick your ass and still be sexily dewy and ready for an all-night barbeque rager. Plus, the part when she squeezes that condiment-saturated hot-dog bun never fails to make me feel giddy.
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1. Frank Ocean, "Pyramids"
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"Pyramids" is the textbook definition of sexy: the hero on a motorcycle, fleeting glimpses of nipple, and dim, sepia-toned lighting. Ocean is studly enough to carry the video on his own, but it does help that John Mayer shows up for a lengthy guitar jerk-off session solo. On top of that you've got the music, which could make a trip to the dentist's office arousing.
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http://www.nerve.com/entertainment/m...videos-of-2012
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