Get posting...
I was talking to a guy I met, and he was all kindsa geigh
Saying he only likes the ****, but no relationships (he really went off)

He came out with this:

'What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews??
At least Harry got out the Chamber.'



Have you ever had these type of slappable jokes told you before?

Yes, but they are a little offensive, I don't want to get banned

-Why didn't Steve Jobs go to heaven?

-Because he couldn't get past Gates.

Omg....