I'd call her out on not giving TEOG proper single treatment, then I'd tell her how she needs to play out the ARTPOP era so it's as successful as possible and then make her play me some ARTPOP snippets.
We'd become best friends and also she'd tell me why she recorded Giving You Up, what she meant that day when she shaded Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on Twitter, what happened between her and her label when she released Can't Be Tamed, what happened with Nick Jonas the second time they dated, and I'd tell her to work with better producers.