There is a car wash in my street, the guys working there aren't very cute though lol whatever

YES oh god yes, before my marriage I had the biggest crush on my next-door neighbor and it was only worse because he would invite me over for drinking every weekend or I would invite him over to play videogames. I moved out though, I wonder what he's up to

3 of them actually

No my neighbors are either ugly or girls and you know ***** ain't my thing

Yes, seven years ago. I wanted his cack. There was an absence, but I see him every morning now. I don't want him anymore, tho.

Yes, and we almost had sex.