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Personal: Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
181. Christina Aguilera - Candyman
Days: 35
Peak: #1[x4]
Lowest: #10[x3]
Points: 189/350
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (26 days off)
Debut: 02.23.2007 at #6
Retirement: 04.26.2007 at #1
Most of its days at: #6[x10]
6th Christina Aguilera song to make my ****down
Other Christina Aguilera debuts: Fighter, Can't Hold Us Down, The Voice Within, Ain't No Other Man, Hurt
2nd Christina Aguilera song to hit #1
Other Christina Aguilera #1s: Ain't No Other Man
2nd Christina Aguilera song to retire
Other Christina Aguilera retirements: Ain't No Other Man
Comments: Who remembers 1999?! It was the year that all these female pop artists were born: Britney, Jessica, Mandy and Christina. It was a tough battle at that time but now Britney turned into a psycho, Jessica is flopping and Mandy is supposed to come back soon but honestly I don't think she'll do much damage. Christina however remains succesful with every album she puts out and this is no exception. This song is super uplifting and catchy and I love her voice in it. What else can you ask for in a song?
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
182. Pretty Ricky - On The Hotline
Days: 35
Peak: #1[x2]
Lowest: #10[x3]
Points: 176/350
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (55 days off)
Debut: 01.25.2007 at #7
Retirement: 04.27.2007 at #7
Most of its days at: #7[x11]
2nd Pretty Ricky song to make my ****down
Other Pretty Ricky debuts: Your Body
1st Pretty Ricky song to hit #1
1st Pretty Ricky song to retire
Comments: It's not even that this song is good or anything. This song retired solely because a)it's the only song with the power to make me horny and b)it's the only video with the power to make me horny.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
183. Northern State - Away Away
Days: 35
Peak: #1[x3]
Lowest: #10[x2]
Points: 211/350
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (25 days off)
Debut: 02.25.2007 at #3
Retirement: 04.27.2007 at #4
Most of its days at: #3[x8]
2nd Northern State song to make my ****down
Other Northern State debuts: Summer Never Ends
2nd Northern State song to hit #1
Other Northern State #1s: Summer Never Ends
1st Northern State song to retire
Comments: Up until 2005 I had no idea about these girls who are often referred to as the "female Beastie Boys" but Buddhaful (Jim) submitted Summer Never Ends for one of the song contests and I instanly fell in love with that masterpiece. More recently Ke sent Away Away to me and when I heard it I just knew it would be one of my favorite songs of the year. Turns out I was right. It topped my chart for 3 days and had a steady run until it finally retired. Pretty good for only the 3rd song without a video to retire.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
184. Ciara - Like a Boy
Days: 35
Peak: #1[x4]
Lowest: #10[x2]
Points: 210/350
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (24 days off)
Debut: 03.08.2007 at #7
Retirement: 05.05.2007 at #3
Most of its days at: #3[x7]
Hit all ten spots
6th Ciara song to make my ****down
Others: Goodies, 1 2 Step, Oh, Get Up, Promise
3rd Ciara song to hit #1
Others: Oh, Promise
3rd Ciara song to retire
Others: Oh, Promise
Comments: What can I say? I love everything this shemale puts out. That weird beat almost stopped me from falling in love with this gem but thankfully I gave in
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
185. Ne-Yo - Because of You
Days: 35
Peak: #1[x3]
Lowest: #10[x2]
Points: 204/350
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (15 days off)
Debut: 03.25.2007 at #5
Retirement: 05.08.2007 at #7
Most of its days at: #3 and #7[x6]
Hit all ten spots
4th Ne-Yo song to make my ****down
Others: So Sick, When You're Mad, Sexy Love
3rd Ne-Yo song to hit #1
Others: So Sick, When You're Mad
2nd Ne-Yo song to retire
Others: When You're Mad
Comments: Despite looking like a Ninja Turtle, this asshole has definitely a lot of talent. I've been told his 2nd album isn't as good (sophomore slump anyone?) but I don't care, this masterpiece alone is enough to make the album worth buying. When You're Mad did a lot better on the ****down but I love both songs as much.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
186. Calle 13 - La Jirafa
Days: 35
Peak: #2[x2]
Lowest: #10[x7]
Points: 132/350
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (45 days off)
Debut: 02.19.2007 at #5
Retirement: 05.10.2007 at #7
Most of its days at: #8 and #10[x7]
1st Calle 13 song to make my ****down
1st Calle 13 song to retire
Comments: This is one of the catchiest songs I've heard in my lifetime. That beat is awesome and even though the lyrics are just random babbling I still love this song to death. It's only the 2nd foreign language song to ever retire (La Tortura being the other) and on a side note, I could suck off the lead singer of Calle 13 eternally!
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
187. Lloyd - Get it Shawty
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Days: 35
Peak: #1[x3]
Lowest: #10[x2]
Points: 210/350
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (11 days off)
Debut: 03.27.2007 at #4
Retirement: 05.11.2007 at #9
Most of its days at: #2[x8]
Hit all 10 spots
4th Lloyd song to make my ****down
Others: Southside, Hey Young Girl, You
1st Lloyd song to hit #1
1st Lloyd song to retire
Comments: This sissy has had all of his singles debuted on my ****down. Southside could've retired but I got into it very late and it didn't, Hey Young Girl was kinda blehh after a while and You was only 3 days short of retirement, but Get it Shawty did accomplish retirement right before the ****down ended. Actually it was the last song to retire normally seeing the retired songs after this one were given honorary retirements. The video is really cool too.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
188. Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go
Days: 1
Peak: 10
Lowest: 10
Points: 1/10
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: Yes
Debut: 05.16.2007 at #10
Retirement: 05.16.2007 at #10
1st Wayne Wonder song to make my ****down
1st Wayne Wonder song to retire
Comments: One of my favorite songs of all time. I recently rediscovered this masterpiece and so I had to debut it as old school but sadly it debuted on the very day my ****down ended and it was given an honorary retirement, so it debuted and retired on the same day lol.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
189. Bobby Valentino ft Timbaland - Anonymous
Days: 17 (honorary retirement)
Peak: #1[x5]
Lowest: #9[x3]
Points: 112/170
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (14 days off)
Debut: 04.16.2007 at #2
Retirement: 05.16.2007 at #9
4th Bobby Valentino song to make my ****down
Others: Slow Down, Tell Me, My Angel
3rd Bobby Valentino song to hit #1
Others: Slow Down, Tell Me
3rd Bobby Valentino song to hit #1
Others: Slow Down, Tell Me
Comments: After chossing one of the most horrendous songs ever as first single and therefore losing a loyal fan (me) he won me back with this masterpiece produced by Timbo. It was given an honorary retirement after 17 days on the ****down (when I killed it on May 16th), but it probably would've retired anyway.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
190. Hilary Duff - With Love
Days: 32 (honorary retirement)
Peak: #1[x3]
Lowest: #10[x2]
Points: 198/320
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (47 days off)
Debut: 02.26.2007 at #7
Retirement: 05.16.2007 at #8
Hit all 10 spots
8th Hilary Duff song to make my ****down
Others: Why Not, So Yesterday, Come Clean, Our Lips Are Sealed, Fly, Wake Up, Beat of my Heart
3rd Hilary Duff song to hit #1
Others: So Yesterday, Come Clean
2nd Hilary Duff song to retire
Others: Come Clean
Comments: Love her or hate her, you gotta admit this soon-to-be tramp knows how to make great pop music. She's never been that huge on my ****down before but With Love was good enough to hit the top spot for 3 days and almost retire by itself, but like all songs on May 16th 2007, it was given an honorary retirement.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
191. Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
Days: 20 (honorary retirement)
Peak: #1[x2]
Lowest: #10[x1]
Points: 123/200
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (2 days off)
Debut: 04.25.2007 at #6
Retirement: 05.16.2007 at #7
Hit all 10 spots
5th Fall Out Boy song to make my ****down
Others: Sugar We're Going Down, Dance Dance, A Little Less Sixteen Candles A Little More Touch Me, This Ain't a Scene It's an Arms Race
2nd Fall Out Boy song to hit #1
Others: Dance Dance
2nd Fall Out Boy song to retire
Others: Dance Dance
Comments: It's always hit or miss with these queers, they have released amazing songs, and they have released forgettable boring songs. I still don't know what's the case with this one, I mean I like it and all but it gets old really quick. I guess it falls under the "amazing" category simply for the fact that it spent two days at the top and because it has the coolest title ever! I'm not sure if this would've retired by itself, but that's not important since it was given an honorary retirement on its 20th day.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
192. MIMS - This is Why I'm Hot
Days: 31 (honorary retirement)
Peak: #3[x1]
Lowest: #10[x3]
Points: 138/310
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (37 days off)
Debut: 03.10.2007 at #10
Retirement: 05.16.2007 at #6
1st MIMS song to make my ****down
1st MIMS song to retire
Comments: Yay! another mentally-stimulating rap song! That was my first thought when hearing this, but the beat left me intrigued for days and I had to listen to it again...and again...and again to finally give in to this awesome masterpiece. Like all other songs on May 16th, it was handed a honorary retirement but it probably would've retired on its own had my ****down continued, mostly because it reminds me of "the smokers" at my old job.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
193. Rihanna ft Jay-Z - Umbrella
Days: 5 (honorary retirement)
Peak: #5[x2]
Lowest: #10[x1]
Points: 20/50
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: No (13 days off)
Debut: 04.29.2007 at #10
Retirement: 05.16.2007 at #5
6th Rihanna song to make my ****down
Others: Pon De Replay, If It's Lovin That You Want, S.O.S., Unfaithful, Break it Off
2nd Rihanna song to retire
Others: S.O.S.
Comments: When my local radio station started whoring this song I knew it was bound to be a hit, it's one of my favorite Rihanna songs and it could've been huge on my ****down but sadly the ****down ended when I was just getting into it, but it still managed to retire one way or another. The video is the coolest thing ever! and my current crush loves this song.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
194. Vanessa Hudgens - Say OK
Days: 3 (honorary retirement)
Peak: #1[x1]
Lowest: #4[x1]
Points: 26/30
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: Yes
Debut: 05.14.2007 at #1
Retirement: 05.16.2007 at #4
2nd Vanessa Hudgens song to hit my ****down
Others: Come Back to me
1st Vanessa Hudgens song to hit #1
1st Vanessa Hudgens song to retire
Comments: My first favorite song of the summer (even though it was released since like February). I'm not too fond of Disney but this song is quite awesome. Reminds me of How to Touch a Girl at times, but better. It only had a chance to spend 3 days on my ****down but still topped it for a day.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
195. Gwen Stefani - 4 In The Morning
Days: 27 (honorary retirement)
Peak: #1[x11]
Lowest: #5[x1]
Points: 239/270
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: Yes
Debut: 04.20.2007 at #3
Retirement: 05.16.2007 at #3
10th Gwen Stefani song to make my ****down
Others: What You Waiting For, Rich Girl, Hollaback Girl, Cool, Luxurious, Crash, Wind it Up, Yummy, The Sweet Escape
8th Gwen Stefani song to hit #1
Others: What You Waiting For, Hollaback Girl, Cool, Luxurious, Crash, Yummy, The Sweet Escape
8th Gwen Stefani song to retire
Others: What You Waiting For, Hollaback Girl, Cool, Luxurious, Crash, Yummy, The Sweet Escape
Comments: My favorite artist of all time, also the most succesful artist on my ****down. She had 10 songs debuted, 8th reaching #1 and 8 retired (+2 to those numbers if you count No Doubt, seeing Running and It's my Life both debuted, reached #1 and retired) and a total of 87 days at #1 (108 if you count ND). I'm soo glad she got to be on my last ****down ever, it was the perfect way to say goodbye to it. Also I'm seeing her live in 10 days! that should be my life peak.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
196. Young Buck - Get Buck
Days: 6 (honorary retirement)
Peak: #2[x3]
Lowest: #5[x1]
Points: 49/60
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: Yes
Debut: 05.11.2007 at #5
Retirement: 05.16.2007 at #2
2nd Young Buck song to make my ****down
Others: Look at me Now
1st Young Buck song to retire
Comments: The last rap song to ever retire from my ****down. That beat is soo ****ing street and that's why I loved this when I heard it, although I don't love it as much anymore I'm still glad it retired.
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Randy's Retired Songs to Shove up Your Butt
197. Linkin Park - What I've Done
Days: 2 (honorary retirement)
Peak: #1[x2]
Lowest: #1[x2]
Points: 20/20
Consecutive Run Since Debut?: Yes
Debut: 05.15.2007 at #1
Retirement: 05.16.2007 at #1
2nd Linkin Park song to make my ****down
Others: Somewhere I Belong
1st Linkin Park song to hit #1
1st Linkin Park song to retire
Comments: So I used to hate them at one point, and then I realized they were good but I kept up the act of hate. Now I have no trouble admitting they're pretty decent and this masterpiece here is the best they've released so far. On my ****down, It was the last song to debut at #1, it was the last song to reach #1, and it was the last song to ever retire. Only 2 days spent on my ****down, but both at the top, this song is one of the best of the year so far and I'm not even ashamed to admit it. It was the perfect way to close the ****down for good.
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