What's your most embarrassing moment?

Mine was when i met up with my friend at the school cafeteria during lunch. She was eating her lunch (u don't say) and she left two sausage rolls on her plate. A few of my other pals showed up and when they were in some stupid slagging match, i grabbed the two rolls. I got their attention and started doing sexual positions with them. The pastry went every where. They were laughing their heads, and the witch dinner lady called the principal. He showed up and give us all detention. Did i not get a lot of hate that day? So fast forward 2-weeks later we were all in detention after school writing lines because i thought it would be a good idea to make to rolls get in on!

There was a full school assembly when I was in primary, and the guy I was standing next to sneezed a full ton of snot onto my foot (was wearing sandals, so it was leaking between my toes etc). So as natural human instinct, I took my sandal off and began wiping my foot on the perpetrator. Principal who was speaking at the time wasn't having a bar of it, so he called me out by name and I had to stand at the front with a snot drenched foot.

Traumatic, I remember it all in full detail.

Your spelling is embarassing.

I think I've said this on here before, but I **** myself in a Walmart once and one of my classmates had to clean it up.

this has been already done by my good old sis Shakira Stan