"Just as Harry and Taylor stepped out in New York City hand in hand, pretty much confirming the worst kept relationship secret in show biz, news has arisen that the rest of the band are getting a bit miffed with the couple.
The drama began when Harry and Taylor left New York together on her private jet and landed at London Luton, where many private aircraft are parked in the London area. The rest of the band had to “slum” it on Virgin Atlantic.
A source said:
“The rest of the band were a bit annoyed about the whole thing,”
They addded:
“They took a Virgin commercial flight and there were tons of spare seats on the jet. They were a bit miffed that Harry chose to go with her instead of them. They had just finished a huge concert in NY and all of them were on a high, the fact he left them to travel solo irritated them a bit.”
We would hate to see the unravelling of the band, because already Taylor Swift is being called the Yoko-Ono of the band...
...Taylor is a bit of a strange choice for Harry, who has dated much older and more mature overtly sexual looking women in the past. Some wonder if the attraction is actually genuine. The source continued:
“Harry normally likes girls who have a tartier look,” the source adds of the couple. “Taylor isn’t really his type. Everyone is questioning whether he is really into Taylor, but that might just be jealousy. He is certainly getting a lot more attention than his bandmates. Harry isn’t looking for anything serious right now, but maybe it will last, we will have to wait and see.”
Harry's looks pretty much explain why he's so enamored by prostitutes, as well as the fact that a desperate hag allowed him to enter her vacant hole. Perhaps the band members are right in that it is a publicity stunt. Either way, Taylor can do SO much better.
Harry's looks pretty much explain why he's so enamored by prostitutes, as well as the fact that a desperate hag allowed him to enter her vacant hole. Perhaps the band members are right in that it is a publicity stunt. Either way, Taylor can do SO much better.
Well obviously they aren't here for Taylor because Harry has to use her as a cover up for the sake of the band to stop the Larry rumors. They don't like the fact that Harry and Louis can't be together because of management. Taylor is pretend-dating Harry while Louis has a hired beard as a girlfriend.
In others, prostitutes are the only ones who will willingly have sex with Harry because, in the words of a close friend, "DAT HEFFA UGLY." Then again, that must mean Taylor is a ho by definition.
