Do you have Era's in your life?

Like, my feminine era is coming to an end this week, and I'm going for more of a Thug Life era this time around

What?

An era a week? Take notes Robyn.

I am going Usher's "What Happened to You"

Nooooooooo

This era has lasted all year.

You can't just decide you're switching eras, that's a little contrived no? Just be natural.

The ****?

It's not a decision.

This is only my second era, so...

You see, I actually think like this all the time. My overall being, emotion, fitness, etc is compared to music eras.

Right now I'm giving myself Circus teas. I'm kinda at a good place but things could be so much better.

My peak was at the beginning of this year. That was my BOMT.

2013, I'm going hipster ~ and becoming a man-*****

My Mhissy era is kicking in

No

That's weird sis

No. I've thought about that before, but I can't ever seem to box parts of my past self in "eras".

I'm currently in my Bionic era.

Eras? Like... phases? I go through clothes phases. I went through a phase where all I would wear was American Eagle and Abercrombie. Then there was a phase where I refused to wear jeans.

Currently, I'm going through a Guess and Coach phase - I'm in love with those two stores right now. Surprisingly, coach has some good mens stuff. But I've been so broke lately because I've been spending all my paychecks on clothes

Yes. I don't usually plan them, they just happen.

Though, mine are more centered around my hair styles. I call them hairas.

My current era has already peaked. Good thing a new year is right around the corner so for this new era in 2013, I plan on being more social and not so stand offish and try to be a wee bit more serious and date around a bit, I need to know there's life outside of my ex. Hopefully this era doesn't flop.

I can't even handle the replies in here, I have to go

I'm hoping my new era is more global & that I get a higher score on metacritic. I might have to resort to a collaboration & $0.69 discount for a Top 10 ranking on mediatraffic. This is too much pressure for such an avant garde musician, entrepreneur & legend to deal with.