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Discussion: Your fave according to Urban Dictionary
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Your fave according to Urban Dictionary
The title said it all. What is the definition of your fave according to Urban Dictionary?
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Taylor Swift
A twenty one year old pop singer with an average voice & looks but is often wrongly described as a beautiful girl with an amazing voice. Can't keep eyes open. Is twenty one and a legal adult, but is still mentally fifteen. Is sickly obsessed with men and will date any boy she can get her hands on, no matter their age, just as long as they are a celebrity. The relationship lasts a couple of months at the most, then after they break up, her heart is somehow broken and she gets revenge. Her most common ways of getting revenge are writing ****** pop songs about him and then digitally adding banjoes, guitars, and fiddles so it will classify as a country song; Talking **** on him about him to the media; and making meaningless youtube videos of her playing barbies and reliving the breakup.
Girl: "Don't break up with me or I'll go Taylor Swift on you."
Boy: *shudders*
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Member Since: 8/24/2011
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Accurate tbh 
Marina
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Marina Lambrini Diamandis, her stage name being "Marina and the Diamonds" is an alternative indie pop musician. Many often make the mistake of thinking Marina is the lead singer, and "the Diamonds" are the band, like Florence and the Machine. Though this is inaccurate information. "The Diamonds" refers to Marina's fans. We are the Diamonds.
Marina is an amazingly talented musician and lyricist. And she's gorgeous. I knew I was a lesbian after watching her music video for "Oh No!" She's so hawt.
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Chezza (Cheryl Cole)
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Chezza
The sexiest chick you could ever meet. Beautiful, brilliant, peaceful, down to earth, and wicked sweet. also the greatest and most loyal friend you could ever have. People are totally jealous of her awesomeness and her beautifull looks and personality. You may feel threatened or intimidated by Chezza but shes the most honest and sweatest girl you could meet. She could take you out in a heartbeat.
-Whoa check out that chick. she's almost as cool as Chezza.
-Pshh no one's as cool as Chezza
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Member Since: 1/19/2012
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Justin
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Canada's new offensive tactic towards the US.
The United States started the war by launching secret weapon #1: Miley Cyrus singing "Can't Be Tamed"
Canada responded by sending Justin Bieber to turn Americans into "BELIEBER" zombies.
The US, getting desperate, destroys Canada with Rebecca Black's song, FRIDAY.
We are currently awaiting Canada's next explosive with great fear.
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Member Since: 9/18/2011
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P!nk
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I think the one word that barely fits to describe this singer/songwriter is AMAZING. She is The SH!T. As well as being able to sing, she is smart and very funny too. And stunning to look at. Hot even. She's helped change the world, and could do even more so, if the dickheads out there would shut up and listen to what shes saying. Do the right thing, even if its not whats popular. And a sidenote, you dont have to be anorexic, act stupid, and be a **** to fit in with the world. Be yourself.
Has had some awesome songs and hits including:
You Make Me Sick
Get This Party Started
Just Like A Pill
Family Portrait
Trouble
Who Knew
Leave Me Alone Im Lonely
U+Ur Hand
Cuz I Can
...and loads more.
Real name is Alecia Moore. Is married to Carey Hart, a famous motorcross rider. Who is one of the fittest guys on the planet. Further proof to just be yourself and guys will like you!
WHY isnt this girl president???
Jess: I love P!nk. She's the Sh!t
Josh: I know. She really is. Her voice is amazing. And I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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omg that was epic 
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carrie underwood
A great AI winner, she won season 4 of American Idol. Her Some Hearts album is coming out in November. She has a great voice and almost everyone loves her. Her voice is very powerful, and she is a great singer.
Carrie Underwood is awesome.
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Katy Perry
A female singer who kissed a girl and liked it and who thinks you're gay...
Katy Perry: "I Kissed a girl and I liked it!"
Me: Great for you...
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Member Since: 8/24/2011
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Rihanna:
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Having a large forehead. Like a sixhead or a sevenhead.
Damn, Angelina Jolie has a Rihanna too.
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Member Since: 12/10/2010
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Avril Lavigne
A female Canadian-born singer and songwriter. Generally speaking, she can write songs that make sense and she can sing at some point. She used to dress and act like an angry punk-rocker but she changed her style since her third album released. She is both loved and hated by people; some do because of her music and other do because of her persona. She also curses, and likes to say words such as "****" and "damn".
The only thing that many people criticize her is her personality. One minute she was slamming Britney Spears and swore that she'd never dress like a music hore, selling her body instead of her music, the next minute she's become another Britney Spears, or as she thinks, "a punk version of Britney Spears and a more mature" of herself. She then sings songs like "Hot" and "Girlfriend" and wears revealing clothes.
She often claims that she is not a pop star but in fact she is. Basically, her songs are just pop songs with some rock beats.
Since her third album, her style changed to more pop, but she thinks it's girly punk. She now tries to act gothic, and have launched a fashion line of clothes and perfumes(one called "Forbidden Rose").
However, despite that many think she's fake and arrogant(she pretended having baby just for fun), there are still many, most are teenagers, love and support her. She is commercially successful.
You said that you wouldn't want to dress like a cheerleader, and now you're wearing clothes that show your boobs. You're just like Avril Lavigne.
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I guess it could be worse
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omg everything was so true I just can't...
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Big Bang
Big Bang is a South Korean K-pop band under YG Entertainment. They consist of five members: TOP, G-Dragon, Taeyang, Seungri, and Daesung. Only Daesung's name is not a stagename.
G-Dragon (Kwon Ji'Young) is the leader and the second rapper. He is known for his feminine looks, over-confident stage presence, and generally drunken dancing.
TOP (Choi Seung-hyun) is what we like to call a sex god. He is the rapper and eldest of the Big Bang family. He is known for his deep voice, which is uncharacteristic for a Korean, stoic and cold personality, and general sexiness.
Taeyang (Dong Yongbae) is generally considered the Korean Chris Brown. He is known for his awesome dancing skills.
Daesung (Kang Daesung) is a trot singer which is irrelevant to Big Bang's hiphop sound. He is known for his smiling, not letting TOP eat what he wants, and for being the best singer on live stage.
Seungri (Lee Seunghyun) is our maknae, aka the youngest of the group. He is known for having panda eyes, being freaking adorable, and some people say he's an EVIL MAKNAE. Even more evil than Kyuhyun of Suju. Which is saying a lot.
That's Big Bang. They're sexy. I know.
Person One: I'm going to a Big Bang concert.
Person Two: YOU LUCKY BITCH!!!
Person One: I have two tickets.
Person Two: OHEMGEE, I LOVE YOU.
Person One: But, I ain't taking you.
V.I.P: HIGH, HIGH, I'M SO HIGH. FLY FLY UP IN THE SKY.
ELF(Super Junior fan): Ew, you like Big Bang?
V.I.P: What the **** are you saying "Ew" for? The members of the band you like are all gay or girls.
ELF: True, but they're hot.
V.I.P: That is true.
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Kelly Clarkson
Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.
Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.
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Ellie Goulding is a very beautiful, charming, elegant woman, sometimes can look like a man, but when she smiles and has her hair brushed/combed all aligned to the side, it makes her look 5 years younger and very enchanting. She isn't like Britney Spears, Madonna, or any other American drug-addict *****s, she is a attractive liberalistic girl who follow her dreams in her own image, and do it with a sense of belonging, and won't suck your dick if your a producer or an agent trying to use her to make yourself money, gtfo!!
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At least they have a lot to say about Taylor. 
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Gary Barlow (referred to as Captain Barlow or Sir Barlow)
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Captain Barlow or sometimes dubbed 'Sir Barlow' is the name which is given to lead Singer/Songwriter Gary Barlow of the band Take That.
Sir Barlow, if often given by fans who think that Gary Barlow should be knighted.
Did you see Captain Barlow on the X Factor last night?
-Oooh yeah, he looked so good!
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But then there was also this:
Barlowed:
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To become again, better than once you were, like the ugly duckling, from Gary Barlow, once a fat dancer in Take That, now a global icon, buff ... with a nice beard!
He used to be fat and ordinary with a bad haircut, but ten years on he's buff, he's totally Barlowed
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Originally posted by xkate
Justin
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Canada's new offensive tactic towards the US.
The United States started the war by launching secret weapon #1: Miley Cyrus singing "Can't Be Tamed"
Canada responded by sending Justin Bieber to turn Americans into "BELIEBER" zombies.
The US, getting desperate, destroys Canada with Rebecca Black's song, FRIDAY.
We are currently awaiting Canada's next explosive with great fear.
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10/10
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Originally posted by Edge Of Glory
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Originally posted by Lulu
Rihanna:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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all GOOD things for Kelly
that Taylor definition was spot on! 
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Prince:
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One of, if not the most talented musicians that has graced the Earth. Prince rocked superbowl XLI.
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PJ Harvey:
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Stands for Polly Jean Harvey. BRILLIANT English singer-songwriter.
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I approve of these very accurate descriptions.
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Lana Del Rey
A self-proclaimed "gangster Nancy Sinatra," the moody and off-color Lana Del Rey is an incredibly talented singer/songwriter. Gorgeous, vintage, and unique, this artist has made a very prominent image for herself in the recent years. Her husky narrative lingers like smoke clouds, leaving wafts of rhythmic phrasings delivered by an icy, heartbroken femme fatale.
Lana Del Rey is music gold. My ears orgasm everytime I hear her music!
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Lana Del Rey
The stage name of a pretty yet telentless chick who can't sing for ****. The industry along with a couple of other tone-deaf twats, who just accept whatever crap is shoved in their faces, have blown her singing capabilities WAY out of proprtion. I know loads of people who could do a much finer job than Ms Elizabeth Woolridge Grant over there in her sullen so-called "hipster" corner.
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All of the definitions were good except that one. lolol.
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Member Since: 9/18/2011
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But the quote on the Madonna definition
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When the Madonna (Ritchie) family visited Madame Tussaud's Museum, Madonna's husband had a conversation with her wax model for 10 minutes before realizing his wife had moved on to another exhibit.
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