Wait I remembered some more. For like 2 straight years, I would use a metal fork to get things out of the toaster so I wouldn't have to touch it when it was hot. My mother walked in on me doing this eventually and I lied and said that was the first time I had ever done it. Thank god I never got shocked
And another time I didn't do an assignment for school, so I told the teacher I had typed it up on the computer but the printer didn't work and that's why I didn't have it. She then asked me why I didn't just write it out by hand. My reaction: ...
