I dont know where to begin. I'm very clumsy

My knee popped out of its socket while I was dancing at a party. Everyone thought I was trying to breakdance when I fell to the ground

I hate biting my lip and tongue. I swear i wanna punch everything in sight when i do it

Like 2 days ago I pulled at an extension cord and it unplugged and smacked me in the face

I've burnt my nipples with hair removal cream that **** was bad.

I also chew bottle tops, like the plastic ones, and if you suck them against your cheeks and they cling on. it ****ing hurts

OMG.

I remember one time in a football match with my friends, I was tying the shoelace when one of the guys came running back and stumbled on my back, falling over my head... that hurts in me until today.

One of my religious eductation text books has awkward staples. It tore my skin 3 times when I reached in my bag to get something

yes ****ing doors.

I got my finger stuck in a lock for a fence once when I was very little (it was circular)
Touching a HOT lamp I thought was pretty because it was bright green (little kid accident again )
Stubbing my toenail on a desk. That was disgusting.

OMG

I was late for school junior year of HS & the stairs going down to my classroom was frozen and i didnt notice. I slipped down like 20 steps and my face landed on my mathbook

This one time me and my ex were playing around and I lost my footing and fell into a garbage can and it titled over and started to roll downhill. I thought things like that only happened on cartoons. I was so scratched up & shaken up. It hurt too.

I always ended up having an accident with my pencil

oh here is another one i slipped down my boyfriends stairs a few months ago, i was playing songpop and than bang very embarrassing then everyone ran downstairs and im like to my boyfriend did u have to tell people? lol but it hurt like a bitch.

Winter makes my hands bleed.