This is going to get extra messy.

They do

Lol

And there we are again in that
Big town zoo
You almost lost your mind cause you were
Looking at my behind
Wind in my hair, I was there
I remember it all too well

We're dancing round the bank
In the camera flashing light

Baby in my arms, you were there, you remember it all
In a fox sweater, you were there, you remember it all
It was cheap, I was there, I remember it all too well.

Dead.

She and Jake borrowed a child too, Ramona. Love those "candid" feaux family photos. Why do celebs always borrow kids for photo ops and how do I rent my nephew out to them?

Man I couldn't date 18 year old boys when I was 18. By the time I was 23 those kids where babies and I wanted men. At least this one doesn't have homeroom and prom.

But really is girl at home about him? Because lesson #1. If he'll cheat with you he'll cheat on you.

That walrus is so sexy. Date ha, Taylor boo. That walrus >> Harry.

If Girl at Dumps is about Harry then his songs are looking like the worst ones right now.

And how come Taylor L. has only one song about him?

I can't at all this hate Taylor is getting, I hope they're just friends and are not dating

I used to think Taylor L. was best for her but then I saw him stanning for Britney and stuff

That is a seal.

OMG.

Dead.

I think it's a California Sea Lion by the way

And we're both fake laughing
As I'm looking around the zoo
But there was one thing missing
A TMZ camera crew

Seems like this child is inspiration of some of the Lord Her most boring songs already. "Girl Working At Home Depot", "Come Back.. Be Here (My Youth & Brain)"

Flawless seal acting like Taylor.


edit: woops lttp

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