Originally posted by Erik

I was eating at my local McDonalds and I heard some screaming from the parking lot, so I went outside to help whoever was in need but it turns out Christina Aguilera's only tour date was there.

I went back inside but I did not eat anything else.

Originally posted by DripDrip

This one time me and my two other friends went to Denny's and when we went up to go pay we asked the guy if he could split our check so he grabs the receipt from my friends hand and rips it and half and says "There its split" we just stood there really awkwardly like what