A bigger one.
Before that I thought a vagina was a Chinese pot

omg the same thing happened to me

i didnt think girls took *****

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I honestly thought the exact same thing

Thiiiiis!!!

I used to think that girls grew penises when they're an adult when I was like 8 years old

I always thought Shrek 2 was real (like everything was captured with hidden cameras) so I would cry so much when Shrek got trapped in that cellar place

I used to think the moon followed me every time I was in a car ride


And I used to think that if a girl sucks a man's dick she INSTANTLY gets pregnant. Then at age 13 I realised the **** actually goes in the ***

I once thought that eating raw coffee beans would kill me.

i used to think girls also have a penis!! and that they got pregnent when they got married automatically...

this plus:

Clouds were made of cotton candy; that a Stork would bring babies to families in a cuddly white comfortable bag

Because my cousin told me this! I used to think there were like trackers on pillows and clothing and if you ripped the tags off police would know and you'd be arrested.

as a kid i got confused when i saw a girls vagina and asked her: why do you have two asses? a small one in the front and a bigger one on the backside.

Stop watching Wallace & Gromit