Insider.com: As if that wasn't good enough, you then went on to ask Christina Aguilera if LOTUS actually stood for Legend Of The United States. I mean, I died.
Eden: I'm glad you brought this up, because one of my best friends is really big in the Twitter gay community – that's what he calls it – and told me that if there was a forum of Twitter Gay Questions, this was the question that had to be asked of Christina. I wanted to know too. I mean, it has to stand for that, right?
Insider.com: And then she didn't really answer it. Did you want to press her harder for an answer?
Eden: I know ... like, I thought her reaction was funny because at least she didn't completely ignore me; she just giggled. I didn't want to push it and I could tell Lance wanted to finish off the interview on a really professional note, but if I had my druthers, I would have been like, "No, but seriously. Is that what it stands for? Come on. It is, right?"
Insider.com: May I ask, in person, what color was Christina Aguilera?
Eden: She was a delightful shade of dusty orange.
Insider.com: Bless her heart. I love that Christina just doesn't give a f*ck any more!
Eden: Oh, the bank keeps calling because all her checks are bouncing because there are no f*cks in her account.
Insider.com: Bless her heart. I love that Christina just doesn't give a f*ck any more!
Eden: Oh, the bank keeps calling because all her checks are bouncing because there are no f*cks in her account.
Insider.com: Big fan -- and now, I'm going to need someone to greenlight an Eden Sher reality show.
Eden: Wait, did you know I already have my pitch prepared for Bravo? I have my best friend, I have my peripheral gay, I have my bro-y but sensitive music producer who doesn't really want to produce me, I have my other gay best friend who is also a music producer and will have conflict with the bro-y music producer and then I have my mom and my two brothers who hate reality TV. I would be there running my businesses. [laughs] After The Middle, I want to keep acting, but I will also open a production company and I think the reality show will document the start of my franchise.
Insider.com: Does that mean you've practiced your Real Housewives-style intro?
Eden: Oh my god! Yes! I do! I've thought about that so many times! It's gotta be in the vain of, "Don't hate me because I'm a feminist [hair twirl]." Something like that. I think if you can't admit you've thought about your own Real Housewives intro, you're living a lie.
Insider.com: Can we expect to see you on the red carpet pre-show again next year?
Eden: Oh! After the carpet wrapped, I went down to get my stuff and saw the producer of the event. I just wanted to thank him, and he was in a big meeting, totally stopped and shouted, "Eden Sher, ladies and gentleman! Please tell me you will do this again next year!" So … I'll be back! Yay!
YES! Glad to see Dick Clark Productions know how amazing she is.
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