Omg, you guys!!! fhzhcbzcjfskdnzhdj:,%;;;;

But, yes, I do fart in public. try to make it soft

Yes.

Yes....

My boss walked into a fart of mine once at work. I was not expecting him to walk into the supply closet. He stood there while a fresh fart wafted through the air, telling me about something that needed to be done. It was awkward as hell because I knew he could smell it.

Only when I can't hold it in anymore but I let it out slowly so that it doesn't make any noise.

Only the silent killers.

I can't help it sometimes.


And if it smells and they ask me if it was me I'll be like

I love you, ATRL.

yeees!!!
And I Iike it

There's a clever retort in here somewhere..but I can't risk the WP

Try not to but sometimes they just escape
When they do I stay home crying of shame for the next week.


What is it with these threads?

Yes. I love watching peoples faces turn to a grimace at my personal work.

No

Yes tbh.

I literally rip ass 100 times a day

But I only fart around other guys. I contain it for the ladies.