school em in the ways of parfum

Mess @ the monsters making a big deal out of the black thing and now not caring.

It's not a big deal, though.

Gaga probably stole the idea, like always.

But that still doesn't change the fact that it was the first black perfume to ever be created.

No sis.

But it sprays black, was recalled by several European Union member states for containing chemicals which are known carcinogens and has since been discontinued.


Gaga's is clearly the first black perfume that sprays clear, doesn't cause cancer, and is selling 6 million units. (No recalls)

Oh.

Years from now no one will care though.

Everyone still thinks Elvis is the original singer of "Hound Dog" and we all know that ain't true.