Dont judge me...
I had just started a new job and Beyonce I Am… Tour was that same week. I told them that I couldnt work that day and they said ok. Well something came up and they put me on schedule. It was mandatory and if I called out or missed work then I would be fired. I was soooo pissed and was so excited about going to see my queen. All that day before work I was trying to see how I was going to get off. Well.... when I got to work I was so quite and nonchalant. My managers and coworkers kept asking me what was wrong, I told that that I wasnt feeling well. I felt sick. As soon as I got my first break I went to the breakroom where everyone was. I walked in and
fainted (fake) on the floor.
But the thing was... Nobody seemed to notice. It was so awkward for me to just be laying randomly on the floor. But I was determined to go to this concert. So I just laid there. About 5 minutes I felt somebody kick me and was like "Boy get yo a** up". I still didnt move, then some black chick screamed all loudly "OMG is he dead". Then everyone was standing all over me trying to wake me up and making sure I was ok.
I took everything in me not to burst out screaming laughing. The managers, my coworkers and everybody was in there. I woke up like I was in a daze and didnt know what I was going on and how I got on the floor. They called paramedics and everything. This one girl was crying.
I was pretending like I was so drained and sick. I had to call somebody to come and get me. Well they let me go home and gave me the next 3 days off. I went to the concert and it was EPIC, AMAZING, EVERYTHING.
Yes, I went a lil overboard but there was no way I was going to miss this concert.
