I poke fun at stan wars all the time
Last week I was playing basketball with my friends and I turned it into like a chart game. I was Britney, my friend was Beyoncé (who was on my team) and my other friend was Xtina (they played by themselves)
Beyoncé did ****. I think she scored 1 #1 single (lay-up.) What a flop.
I scored a number one album and a ton of number one singles
Xtina got a number one album
and a couple number one singles.
(This was from 2003-2007, I had a "breakdown" during the game too LMAO)
Girl, WHAT? @ that story.
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and yes, my friend always tells me you flopped harder than *inserts name song* and I laugh so hard.