@AHurricaneSandy: HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERE'S SOME WIND CAN I BLOW YOU MAYBE?

@AHurricaneSandy: I'M GOING AS "SCARY ASS HURRICANE TERRIFYING THE EAST-COAST" FOR HALLOWEEN.

@AHurricaneSandy: I'LL **** UP YOUR HALLOWEEN PLANS AND KNOCK OVER YOUR HOUSE BITCH I DON'T GIVE A **** BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY.

@AHurricaneSandy: OH I CANCELLED YOUR HALLOWEEN PLANS? THAT BLOWS... HAHA, GET IT? BLOWS. LOL BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO BLOW DOWN YOUR ****ING HOUSE.

@AHurricaneSandy: YOBTECO. you only blow the east coast once.

@AHurricaneSandy: LMFAO YOU THINK I'M BAD? SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF MITT ROMNEY GETS ELECTED.

@AHurricaneSandy: 2 STORMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. #FRANKENSTORM.

@AHurricaneSandy: OPPA HURRICANE STYLE.

@AHurricaneSandy: WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND STOP NOW BLOW A MOTHER****IN BUILDING DOWN.

@AHurricaneSandy: I'M AN INDEPENDENT BLACK HURRICANE WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN.

@AHurricaneSandy: I HOPE RIHANNA'S UMBRELLA IS BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL OF YOU.

@AHurricaneSandy: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY WINDY LADDDDYYYY OPPA HURRICANE STYLE.

@AHurricaneSandy: SWAG SWAG SWAG ON YOU DESTROYING DA EAST COAST WHILE I'M EATIN FODUE.

@AHurricaneSandy: I BROKE UP WIT MY HURRICANE BOYFRIEND SINGING WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER DESTROYING CITIES TOGETHER.... LIKE EVER.

@AHurricaneSandy: I TURN HEADS WHEN I BLOW THROUGH THE DOOR, I DON'T KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL.

@AHurricaneSandy: IT'S RAAAAAAAAAININ MEN. LITERALLY. I JUST PICKED UP A BUNCH OF DUDES AND THREW THEM.

@AHurricaneSandy: SOMEEEE NIGHTS I STAAAAY UP ****ING UP THE EEEEEEAST COAST

@AHurricaneSandy: TONIGHT LETS **** UP THE EAST COASSSSSSSST, AND LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG

@AHurricaneSandy: I BRINGIN SEXY BACK. AND BY SEXY I MEAN DEADLY GALE-FORCE WINDS.

@AHurricaneSandy: AND HE WAS ALL I MISS YOU AND I WAS LIKE UGH DESTROYING HOUSES IS EXHAUSTING, YOU KNOW? WE ARE NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER... LIKE EVER.

@AHurricaneSandy: ERYTIME I LEAVE A CITY I'M LIKE NOW YOU'RE JUS SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO BLOW.

@AHurricaneSandy: IF I SAID I WANNA RAIN ON U NOW, WOULD U HOLD IT AGAINST ME?

@AHurricaneSandy: DON'T CALL MY NAME, DON'T CALL MY NAME HURRICANE ALEJANDRO. I WANT YOU BABE I WANT YOU BABE HURRICANE FERNANDO.

@AHurricaneSandy: WAKE UP IN DA MORNIN FEELIN LIKE DESTROYIN CITIES GRAB MAH GLASSES I'M OUT DA DOOR IMA **** UP NEW YORK CITY.

@AHurricaneSandy: JUST BLEW A LAPTOP INTO THE OCEAN. NOW A DELL IS ROLLING IN DA DEEP.

@AHurricaneSandy: NEW YORK'S ABOUT TO BLOWWWWWW WAH OH OH OH BLOWWWWW WAH OH OH OH OH OH.

@AHurricaneSandy: I'M BRINGIN STORMIN BACK. THEM OTHER HURRICANES DON'T KNO HOW 2 ACT.

@AHurricaneSandy: HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT I'M COMING TO NEW YORK CAN I BLOW YOU MAYBE.

@AHurricaneSandy: WET T-SHIRT CONTEST IN ALL OF NYC THIS WEEKEND.



SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE MY SOUL 😂😂😂😂😂

There's a meme already. I am weak.

these jokes are lame...

When you're REALLY into weather and pop music, these jokes are just too perfect

Omg, this is horrible that I found humor in this

It's not going to be funny if alot of people die

The impact.

I always like to find some humor in horrible events.. Makes things a little less stressful.. Plus, I'm freaking out because most of my family lives in NJ/NYC.. So this was good to distract me for a few

I'll pray for them to be safe

The Adele shade.

That had me choking on my milk.

OMG. I was right! I had this feeling that you stanned for the weather, but I didn't think it was possible.

I laughed at the first first few. The rest of the jokes were a big fail.