As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly, that "something" is that Joe came out of the closet to his family two months ago and told them it wasn't fair to anyone to keep denying his interest in men. A source close to the family says that the 54-year-old Simpson is now involved with a 20-year-old man. Cue awkwardest Simpson family Christmas ever.
Well obviously, but they can at least stage in their age bracket? When that kid was 17, he was 51. When the kid was 1, he was 35. He's ****ing the son he never had.
I was stunned a bit , I though it was Joe Jonas 
Papa Simpson? Really?
