My Dad gave me his iPod since my old one is broken when I was 11. It was great until my classmates decided to go through my iPod and found pictures of naked ladies in it (white, black, Asian, straight, lesbian, in various positions that you can think of)

I got sent to the principal's office for "bringing inappropriate content to school". Luckily my mom (who was furious at my father for that btw) made my Dad go down to the office and confess to the pictures being his.

For the rest of the year, everyone thought my Dad was some kind of sex offender, and funnily enough, they showed me a great deal of sympathy

In 8th grade I wore sweatpants & my dickprint was showing & everybody was looking at it and my teacher touched it thinking it was something & then when she found out it was my dick we were never the same. ): lmfao!

lol I know .. I'm arabic too .. by religion teacher I meant he taught religion

I just didn't think he'd knew I meant him ;p maybe he knew he looked like Bin Ladin lol

how do you know your teacher thought it was something else?

Ok mine aren't that great but here are a few:

-When I was in high school using the family computer, I'd burn all my gay **** onto CDs so I didn't have to worry about internet history (I would use Limewire to download it). One day I went to play tennis and my mom and I were going to go to the mall after I got back. She called me while I was playing and I didn't answer, but on my way home I called her back and she said "You need to come home now." So when I got home I walked in and she was sitting at the computer and this video of a guy ****ing another guy was playing and omg my face turned so red. She kept asking me if I had anything to tell her. Thank god she didn't see the other 20 CDs I had of it. Evidently I had left the CD in the computer when I was finished jerking off. I played it off like I was burning the CD for a friend She knew though, I recently came out to her (7 years after this incident)

-In high school I was the drum major/field commander for my school's marching band. This meant that I was the dude who conducted the band. At a band party (that my brother was with me at) a few of the girls were laughing and saying that they thought I had a big dick because when I was conducting they could see my dick moving around in my pants. (They were right )

-This was RECENT. Ok I am out of college so I'm not like 8...I had to get a drug test for a new job, so I drank a lot of water since they make you pee. After the test I was driving and realized I really had to pee again, so I stopped at a Wal-Mart to pee, and omg I was in the restroom and undoing my belt and I just couldn't hold it any longer. I didn't totally wet myself, but I went into the stall, took off my boxerbriefs, dried off my shorts, and ran the **** out of there with my boxer briefs on the floor for someone else to deal with. What kind of ****ing tragedy?

-My dad walking in on me watching gay **** one night and I told him that the computer was making a noise and I was trying to turn it off....I still haven't come out to him

Embarrassing is the word about my life.

ummm your teacher was for sure a perv... what else could that have POSSIBLY been? lmao

- I was at Canada's Wonderland (an amusement park) and we were at the water park. Well they had this waterside there that had a 90 degree drop, and when you reach the bottom you end up going really fast. Well my I went down it, and the water had shot up me so fast that it tore my bikini top right off... in front of everybody I laughed it off after one of my friends had gotten me my towel and gave everyone a thumbs up because it wasn't that big of a deal to me, but later on I replayed it in my head and I did a real life smiley in my room.

- I was at a wedding a few months back with my boyfriend and at the reception I had already had a few drinks so I was feeling pretty loose and happy. I thought I saw him standing at the bar, so I walked over behind him and grabbed his dick as a joke... It wasn't him... It was a random stranger I've never met

SIS NOOOOOOOOO!!!

For some reason, straight guys enjoy getting gay guys' attention. There were a hot guy in middle school who always used to be tease me. He'd literally rub himself against me while I was taking a shower in PE class after swimming lessons, if only he knew how much I wanted to climb him like a tree :melryan:

In 10th grade, I hit the volleyball so hard that it ended up stuck in the ceiling. I was already embarrassed in front of my crush cause I can't play volleyball or any kinda sports, my teacher insisted I get the ball down. I was red like a tomato.

But at the same time, nobody is allowed to go through your stuff without your permission. You should've sued the crap out of this mother****er.

There's more excited than seeing a guy's dick through his track pants

No, sis no What was his reaction? Don't tell me he had a hard on

Well one time when I was in Middle School we had a fire drill, and when we went to go back inside I was explaining something to my friends, flailing my arms about, and I accidentally hit some big guys dick very softly. It was the schools pervert, so he looked at me all confused (I mean I may be a queen but let's not pretend I could even trip, let alone fall for lazy ass like him. ) So I decided to pretend to play it off like "oh I'm sorry I just couldn't help myself." and then laughed awkwardly about it, and rushed away.

It felt more disgusting than a barely thawed sausage

Thanks

I was going to my friends house after school, so he told me to meet him at his car. So I see him walking and I'm thinking "oh. we can walk together". So I'm walking over and screaming his name so I can get his attention and I wasn't aware of my surroundings and (you know those concrete blocks they put at the end of parking lot stalls sometimes?) I tripped on one of them and fell flat on my face in front of my crush and I literally got up and BOLTED for the closest classroom.

My senior year, I volunteered to be a camp chaperone for this 5th-6th grade outdoor school for the week and we had a hike up this mountain on the last day. It was SO long, and so many of the kids were falling because the path was so rocky. I told myself I was NOT going to fall and I didn't on the way up. On the way down half way there, I was walking next to one of the kids in my cabin, and I slipped on one of the rocks and straight BUSTED my ass. And it wasn't even one of those smooth falls where you kinda catch yourselves, it was the UGLIEST fall, like I just fell flat on my back and laid there for like a minute while these 6th graders were laughing their assses off while my little buddy was trying to defend me.

I'm going to post another embarrassing thing that happened to me. I went clubbing with some friends and we started table dancing. It got really erotic. It was 4 of us on that table. We were juking and one of my friends lost her balance. That bitch made all of us lose our balance. We fell on the sofa. Praise the Lord it wasn't the floor!

In 7th grade, I remember running with my socks on and when I was on the stairs I fell infront of the school and broke my arm

This didn't happen to me, but I think this is really funny.

So in high school, we have to take 2 years of PE. We all get the same teacher per year. So our Sophomore teacher had erectile dysfunction, like really bad and he was taking role and my friend wasn't paying attention but she heard her name and turned around and raised her hand and punched his dick.