Blanket Jackson was happily sitting on top of his ivory satin bedspread, combing his ebony unicorn mane with a tortoise comb when his auntie Detective La Toya rudely interrupted his beauty time by dragging him to some stupid event in Beverly Hills last night.
Yes, the same event where Lindsay Lohan was pictured
Even Detective La Toya's glowing halo of a face couldn't melt away Blanket's mean mug.
Blanket Jackson is not here for any of this foolishness.
Blanket kinda looks like Michael as a child. Is it me or does Paris look like she's mixed all of a sudden 
Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me 
He looks awesome.
