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The TRUE TEA on Hulk Hogan's sextape
Ms Dineva has spoken
Get yo' life!
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Chile, I don’t know whether to throw up or touch myself hunty. If anyone has ever wondered what Hulk Hogan looked like naked, not sure why anyone would want to see that, but, for those that do, wait no more. A 3o minute sex tape of the history making wrestling star is now being shopped and a 1 minute condensed version of the sexual escapade has hit the net. Bay-Bay I now see how he was able to keep Linda Hogan happy for so many years and why after their divorce she started hooking up with 21-year old boys. Chile there are so many T’s surrounding this tape, its filming, and the woman in it. You are going to gag when you find out who the hulk was giving all the WWF luvin’ too. Get into it!
For some strange reason, the Subway jingle has just popped in my head, “five, five dollar, five dollar FOOT LONG.” lol.
Chile get you some. I don’t remember The Hulk’s package looking that big back in the day when he use to wear them lil boy high-waisted metallic panties in the wrestling ring. Honey I guess he is a grower, not a shower. Quick side note, white men kill me with their inability to part with their damn hair. Like chile when you start loosing it, cut the rest of that s**t off honey. I tell you one thing, he wouldnt be screwing me with that big olde dick and a table skirt around his damn head. No GAWD Miss Hogan. Like really, how do you justify spending money to maintain 1/4 of a head of hair and their are hungry kids in Cambodia?? Ok, now back to our regularly scheduled programming…
So catch these T’s, in the video, there is some talking from a mystery man right before the main event starts. At one point the mystery man even comes into the room. The mystery man exits the room by saying “ok, well I am going to close the door and leave you two at it. I’ll be in the other room. Holler of you need me.” I’m paraphrasing, but that’s roughly how it went. Catch this, the mystery man is Hogan’s best friend, DJ Bubba The Love Sponge. You ready for this? The women in the bed is Bubba’s wife at the time, Heather Clem. Now what kind of newfangled white people s**t is this? I think I could have almost road with the whole thing if all of them were partying together, but how the hell do you loan your wife out to your homeboy while you chilling in the other room playing on facebook and twitter?? Where they do that at?
Bubba and Heather are pictured above. They are now divorced. Ha, I ain’t surprised with mess like this going on up under their roof. No judgement on my part. Let me stop lying, “girl Miss Heather, I along with everyone is is judging the hell out of you”.
If we can can be serious for just one moment, it isn’t fair that we judge them based on an act that they committed that they intended to be private. The only difference between them and us is that we know their T and they don’t know ours. Think about some of the mess you have done in your life that you would never want aired out to the public. Chile some of y’all reading this now done slept with your friends boyfriend\girlfriend or husband\wife. Some of y’all done layed up with your cousins and stepbrothers and married bosses, so lets not get too self righteous. The real gag here is that from the camera angle and the way the ametuer **** stars are acting, they are unknowingly being filmed. That’s jacked up!!! A major circle of trust has been broken somewhere. Hulk, somebody you know set you up and I’m pretty sure Bubba he was in that house with you that night.
As far as I am concerned the worst is already done. A 1 minute snippet or a full 30 minute episode, the embarrassment is the same, now pay me for my pain! The cat is out the bag, lawyer up and negotiate the the largest possible payout you can with the **** video distributor like Kim Kardashian did. Might as well get the most BANG for your BUCK. lol I couldn’t help it, PUN INTENDED.
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SOURCE: http://www.funkydineva.com/hulk-hoga...k-warning-****
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