100% is so bland, melody-less and disgusting. No wonder it was on the Precious soundtrack. Ewww.
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UOMF is not as terrible, but still awful altogether.
MARIAHHH
Young Money
Nicki Minaj
You're such a BARBIE
Yo, yo, Mariah, I was in them million dollar meetings, he was cheatin'
All up in the church, he was sneakin' with the deacon
Cats away, well the mice will play
LOL smiley face, have a nice day
Cause POP POP POP, it goes my rubber band
So STOP STOP STOP, sniffin' that contraband
Cause you was penny pinchin' my accounts laced
Attention! Up out face!
Yo, stylin' on them big B's with the Benz out
Elevator, press P for the penthouse
Top dogs, yeah we break like tacos
Roscoe's on his knees with a snot-nose
They be like she next, Kawasaki T-Rex
Give em' some Kleenex, match his little V-Necks
Oh that's what he left? Let his mama pick it up!
Might back up on it, VROOM VROOM with the pick-up truck!
That blue and yellow, yeah that's the Carmelo Jag
I bob and weave em', hit em' wit that Mayweather jab
I get the thumbs up, like I'm hailing a yellow cab
My flow nuts like M&M's in the yellow bag!
A true mess. Cynical, callous, with some of Mariah's worst lyrics. The campiest moment of her career, bar none, and STOPPED E=MC squared dead in its tracks. The only reason I didn't give it a zero is because it's the perfect soundtrack to this masterpiece:
Cause "Someday" better go FAR.
