10. Only Girl (In The World) (8.342)



Highest score: 10 x12 (jinzo, Soma80, Strangergab, lovesong, conseeded, Regina George, Kool_Aid_King, berberocka, boyamama, VJoker, CrazyCat, Dream)
Lowest score: 4 x1 (tell_me_a_lie)

An unflattering picture of Rihanna:



With Rated R being a boring, mid-tempo mess of absolute dreck with no UK #1s, it was clear that this flop could not continue. Jay-Z under threat of Beyoncé's stiletto Rihanna then had a bit of personal input- she wanted this new album, Loud, to be more up-tempo and happy. So prior to making the album, Only Girl was created.

This was not just another song for Rihanna- it was a bit of an event. For it was with this song that she hopped aboard the dance-pop bandwagon, and then took the whole damn wagon into carnage. The UK, in particular, was covered in the smelly-ass manure resulting from Ri gurl sh*tting all over the whole damn charts. As of Feb 2012, this song has sold 1,029,866 copies in our fair Isles alone. I f*cking know. I remember being sat on a train whilst a load of skanky looking girls played this out of a phone to the whole damn train. It's annoying, but it's cultural impact.

And, of course, the video gave us that red hair. For years ahead, every ugly ass hoe would be tramping it down their local high street with their horrible fire engine colour hair.

Jinzo's verdict: 10
Brilliant stuff. Not a day goes by even to this very day where I don't, at some point, find myself screaming out these lyrics to my iPhone. I always pretend I'm there in the middle of that hill with flower confetti streaming round me, happier than a pig in sh*t. Rih's best ever lead single. I went there.