Mariah stans might wanna keep their mouths shut, because this gave Westlife their 6th consecutive #1. Your faves haven't done this. Mariah was doing the remixes with more popular artists even before Katy Perry knew the meaning of the word "iTunes discount". This was only Mariah's 2nd UK #1. And she hasn't had one since.
....but fingers crossed for Triumphant, yeah?
Jinzo's verdict: 9 One of my fave tracks on Rainbow. I deduct a point only for Mark of Westlife's girlier than GIRLY yelps.
A Moment like This was downloaded 50,000 times within 30 minutes of being available online. So that's what Gaga stans were doing before Stefani saved pop.
Jinzo's verdict: 7 I remember stanning so hard for Leona in this series of the X Factor. This song brings back some good memories!
Jessica proudly declares that it's "not about the money, money, money".
On a track produced by Dr Luke.
With a rent-a-rap feature from a guy with 2 #1s the year before.
Sis.
Jinzo's verdict: 1.5 If you're not good with words or if you're a stan of Nicki Minaj, when given the word 'insipid', think only of this song. Truly horrifying.
Academy-award winning actress and #1 artist with a 100% #1 HIT record. #1 in the UK, in New Zealand, on the EUROPEAN Hot 100. Are your faves doing this? Sit down and think about that before your greasy-ass mitts take their uglY self away from the KFC hoe sized bucket and onto that '0' button on your keyboard.
Jinzo's verdict: 10 If Nicole Kidman ever returns to music then your FAVES will have to hide their fake sales receipts and wigs, because there is only slay in their path.